Proton Autobots VS Produa Decepticon

All the Transformers were excited to know more if all types of car can really transforms into bot machine.. so here's a little transformation of Malaysian cars into Transformers.. pretty amazing but look fucking wierd too.. if u had any better imagination make it look better then..

Proton Autobots

Optimus Perdana V6

Waja-Bee

Savvy Jazz

Ratchcet Juara (Mickey Mouse)
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Produa Decepticon

Myvi Barricade

KancilTron (Megatron) ?? y small?

ShiTTalk Today! - Malaysian cars not really good in quality but if the cars do transform.. 1 crash kaputtttttttt.... no more spare part meh..

Actors on blog

Bill Gates punye sejarah masa nak wat Microsoftener dulu die stat dgn partner die kat blakang umah je..
Irfan Khairi stat jd jutawan pun cuz die dduk dpn laptop die je(dlm umah)..
One Stop Brhd(MSC Status) punye Founders pun stat bisnes dari mIRC dgn 5 org kwn chatting..
Chatroom mIRC pun bile skali wat Gathering ada yg pakat wat bisnes serata Malaysia kini.

Selasih sebagai permulaan je tu... ni cite nk bgtau ni.. Filem melayu dulu penuh dengan kontreversi dan sandiwara gelak ketawa serta pengunaan bahasa yg meluat jugak org skang nak pakai, zaman P.Ramlee dlu boley la kalo nk cakap mcm tu tp dlu pun selambe je ckp bodo! n bahlul! sume tu tarak hal.. beberapa tahun sebelum ni baru aku dpt tgk sdikit perubahan pd filem2 Malaysia ni asalkan bukan dari Grand Brilliants Sdn Bhd tau kan? kalo tgk tv dorg nye dialog bunyi mcm ni "aku chentakan kau Roy! kenapa kau mempermainkan aku? kau kejam Roy! kau kejam!! ahhh~~ " da~ im thinking its dem~~ mah!!

Lari topik ni.. berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, mula2 aku xtau n kurang amek tau (xtau pape pun) stat dgn afdlin shauki, masa die blakon cite Soal Hati tu maseh kureng lg.. stat Buli pun boleh blah la.. mula aku pasan ade perubahan dlm cite die stat dari Buli Balik n Baik Punya Cilok! kini Sumolah apa2 jela(sapot beb aku tgk kat wayg cite tu) cite die mmg mempamerkan budaya yg sbnrnya ada kat Malaysia ni.. bdk2 ni je yg xpasan.. tu afdlin bru pakai culture jepun.. korg xtau kat Malaysia ni Korea,Bangla,Endon,Pakistan,Arab,Thailand,China,Hong Kong,Taiwan,Vietnam,Kuwait,Sudan,Jepun,India,Germany,Qatar,Myanmar,Laos, Sri Lanka, Africa,DelliFrance(hehe kire skali jgk la)... woah!!!! aku pun xsangka byk jgk rupenye ketegori warganegara dlm Malaysia ni.. korg pasan x? aku pasan.. penah aku g Hartamas kije kat sana dlu part time(jage kedai runcit pakcik aku je padahal) tp pelanggan yg dtg model2, pelakon2, org feymes2, yg style2, Jepun, India, Taiwan.. sume xnak ckp melayu.. smpai aku nk byr tiket parking pun tanye la kunon (kiss ass) "bang.. mesin ni bley masuk duit kertas(note) rm10 x?" pastu laki cina ni ckp.. "Im sorry i cant understand u!" pastu terpakse la aku speaking dgn die.. bla bla fla flu.. fluent jgk aku rupenye.. time SPM dlu dpt English aku C cuz kuat lawan ckp cikgu.main time die ajar.ponteng.kutuk selambe.tido.makan2. paling jahat aku wat pun time die marah aku wat pekak pastu de tye aku pura2 bisu.. tu yg die tensi dgn aku.. tp tu kire baik pe.. skang bdk2 tegur sket je cikgu yg kene lempang.. pdn la bdk2 makin pandai.. upnye kat skolah dorg yg ajar cikgu.. cikgu2 dikatanye buduh.. dlu dorg g skolah asyik kene rotan je.. da jd cikgu pun kene lagi..

Aku lari topik lg ke?adey tu la.. slalo masalah nk stat posting tp da stat byk la aku bebel.. afdlin cube bwk kotak kita kuar dr dlm fikiran... (Think out of the Box=kalo nk berfikir g cr kotak msuk kedalam dlu.. pastu kua blk n truskan berfikir)

What i really want to say is.. afdlin and his favorite actors has their own blog.. they put their moves and events there.. then they started create films.. afdlin shauki, bob lokman , patricks , yasmin ahmad and many more... so this is the conjunction from the first line..


ShiTTalk Today! - This post little bit delay cuz Dj's house was black out.. shit..

KOREA EDUCATIONAL VISIT PROGRAM 2007

They named it as Koreiv07.. the interesting part about this whole shit is, they work so fuking hard to make shit happens, i've been withnessing how they run the projects, yet try every single chances to make it done before they shittin at Korea, one work to be proud of.. now these geeks shown all their working progress on the blog.. as DJ.. im just shout shittin out loud. Doesnt need me to go there or anybody else to watch the events but when you people going somewhere out of your asshole bounty you stand proud represent your bounty.. bounty means 'country' la.. so called 'anak Malaysia!' and Malaysia Boleh!.. bla~ bal~ huhu.. above all fellas.. im writing here cuz its worth it..

down here i attach the list of organization..

Jawatan Kuasa Pelaksana KOREIV'07

Penasihat Program - Cik Haslinda @ Robita binti Hashim Puan Paridah binti Mohd Ali HEPA

Pengarah - Muhd Bashori bin Abu Bakar

Timb. Pengarah I - Mohd Hazaruddin bin Muhammad

Timb. Pengarah II - Dewi Haryani binti Sulaiman

Setiausaha - Haidar Akma binti Zainul Amri

Bendahari - Junaidi bin Zakaria

Unit Aktiviti - Nor Hafiza binti Hamidon

Unit Penajaan I - Mohd Ikhwan Saifulizam bin Roslan

Unit Penajaan 2 - Teoh Sun Jie

Unit Projek Khas - Shahfiran bin Sarifuddin

Unit Penyelidikan dan Makanan - Mohd Ramadan bin Mohd Khalid

Unit Dokumentasi - Mohd Norazam bin Md Aris

Unit Multimedia - Mohd Syafiq bin Bachok

Unit Cenderahati dan Kebudayaan - Khomathan A/L Valayetham

Unit Pengangkutan - Nor Fadzillah Hanis binti Abu Sulaiman

Unit Tugas-Tugas Khas - Lau Kah Choon

visit koreiv07 blog here

ShiTTalk Today! - Julias Cesiar used to say veni,vedi,vince.. i come, i saw, i conquered.. but DJ version for these koreiv folks - they eatin, they shittin, they took pictures.. so they conquered..

Long vocation

Sorry for not updating my blog.. i've been very2 busy with my short semester and final year project and hate to tell net sucks as i moved to another phase... neway i try to arrange my blog post for new look with lots of cool shits happen while im not updating.. wait for more to come guys.. anyway thanks for vishittting my blog... salute!!!

hate to say... im flying to kuching this 13th June... see ya!

Politics.. politics.. politics...

Ya'll know when the status changed the management should be changed too.. well its not the same situation by looking at one perspective.. lemme share with you guys something.. they [Corporate Unit] opened a "Logo Competition for Re branding the University" only one month period time to submit the logo from talented and desired designers from UMP itself including the lazy staff as well.. students here they're good.. very active to join-in any single activities ( true what?? not shittin ok.. fuk those lazy ass..) the phase goes like this :-

1) 1st week of opening the competition the Announcement shows no hyperlink to the web site regarding about information on rules of regulation's competition... [ Only information to show off] tooks week for lazy ass ICT to fixed..
2) 2nd week they put the hyperlink on the Announcement page.. but the hyperlink doesnt linked to the target address.. still the lazy ass ICT work hard to fixed the problem and it took week to fixed... [ICT they work hard you know = Shit!!! ]
3) 3rd week almost 1 week left... the page is there.. the link also there... the information also there... only 2 weeks left for any participants to join the competition... they rules was very strict and only brings benefit to the Corporate Unit.. but fuk em...
4) All the talented and desired designers from UMP try their hard tp make the University logo sophisticated and present intellectual, solidarity, spiritual, global and all shit happen to be.. participants printed out all their desired logo by them self and using their own pocket's money.. color you know.. not gray scale...
5) The day for closing day - Any late submission will be rejected as the rules and regulation states.. but it happened to be, all submission was rejected cause the new logo was actually agreed before they start the competition... fuk em

lemme tell you the lies : If there was a competition should've be a Winner Announced! no winner instead they called several lecturers and staffs from several departments to work on the descriptions about the logo they've agreed before... captured alive motafukka!

Fakh the memBEBEL was right (go below link) its not RM100,000 spending for Marriot.. i've been to JW Marriot Putrajaya before and i know the situations there.. my friend work there la of cuz i know fukka! its worth then RM100,000 doesnt reach RM1M but the costing was between that range.. but the logo still sucks Fakh!!!

http://myspace-fakh.blogspot.com/2007/04/marriot-yg-mumbazir.html

*Dah la logo tu lukis pakai pembaris je.. xde seni lansung.. kotak petak+narrow

NEW LOGO

Caption:
1- Segi menumpu bermaksud pemikiran yang narrow(org kampung)
2- Ada unsur gading gajah pada setengah V (mcm magnet je)
3- Topi Kuning tu topi utk graduan yg hebat2 blaka
4- yang bulatan keliling topi tu.. menunjuukan betapa peningnye kepala bdk2 ni blaja lelame kat UMP utk grad..

*da la dok kat pantai timur.. di cop narrow minded + logo pun narrow.. V for Vandetta sukka! not for UMP!! xtau la sapo design.. budjet mesti murah.. UMP ni pndai ckp jimat bile student request tp ske membazir wat program grand2 kat genting,marriot, vistana, bla bla shittin


PREVIOUS LOGO

Caption:walaupun mcm logo sekolah tp kire ok la ada ciri2 kepintaran yang ditunjukkan.. miss u UTEC!! tell you about this logo.. LIM KOK WENG yang design logo ni.. sbb KUKTEM dunggu g upah murah tu sbb nmpk mcm logo sekolah..

*should've discuss first!

DESIRED LOGOCaption:
one of the rejected logo.. walaupun xla bgs kalo di compare dgn yg lain but we're looking for intelectual and spiritual design.. at least my proposed design recieve feedback 3 stars rating compared to new logo.. hahaha wattafuk!!

ShiTTalk Today! - Mess with fire you`ll burn alive.. mess with water you'll drown to death.. know your player you messed up with!

ShiTTalk Today! - Politics corrupted!

Being Smart is so Hard

the day of power electronics test 2... so bad cause its hard.. sucking brain for 1hour and half but nothing can be proud of...


ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..

AUTOSHOW 2007

The day i went to Terengganu for AUTOSHOW 2007 at Dataran Syah Bandar, ya'll know what? it happen to be my first time involving in automobile field show.. no wonder la i sounds so stupid when i talk about bling bling on rims.. dude.. this is Malaysia not New York! my friend ask me.. "dude! when you will show us your own fancy bling bling car?" da~~ they got me! then i said " I couldn't afford to buy a bicycles then how I'm going to buy a car?" then i laugh... shit.... well i dont really care about car or bike.. i love public transport! wahaha~

I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...

ShiTTalk Community! - Support ur Local Brand guys! we should be proud of Malaysian..

Akon support My Team
Wes Borland (former Limp Bizkit guitarist) support Our Local Band

Malaysian should support Malaysian Industries! Malaysia Boley!

NEW* ShiTTalk Community! for Advertising and Informations Rich


But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..

Caption: Election Campaign Truck.. no wonder Gov wins all the time.. hihi

Caption: Small but ShTTin outLoud!

Caption: First winner Fancy car.. dude ur car is rock!

Caption: Andy's car Monster Speedo.. he dont let me looked but he let me drove his car

Caption: AUTOSHOW's Chicks! u girls rock too!

Caption: Masjid Terapung.. one of Terengganu attractive structures

Caption: Old School rider front line

Caption: Scoots runner up.. damn! orange scoot wins the first place

Caption: what on earth? to high to ride.. shit..

Caption: Im going back girls.. thanks to all of u.
(Lin, Erin, Myza munchy, - , Shima, Hanim, Miza)

ShiTTalk Today! - Live life to the fullest! im too rich too waste my time!

ShiTTalk Community! - Support Our Local Brand!

Final Year Project a.k.a. PSM = Sucks!

damn... mah!!!

i'd never tought that PSM can kill me.. siot la.. elok2 aku tgh ade mood nk ber ShiTTalk Blog ni net lak asyik putus2 + typing error.. laptop kecik tapi jari besar2.. kan da payah.. 3tahun aku train pun xley gak.. kaldai tul

mlalut lak.. sje nk bangkitkan kemarahan dihati.. back to our story.. PSM=Sucks... Slalo je kene reject dari proposal nye seminar nye report nye.. shibai tul.. da la kena tukar topik cuz project lama xsesuai untuk degree level.. master kot? wateva la.. janji ShiT! tp apa yg aku blajar dari PSM ni adalah Kiss Ass smata2.. pe lagi weh? admit jela bdk2 lain pun ramai je yg benggap2 dari aku.. this blog lari language la.. This is truly ShiTTalk wut?? all bout shittin happen.. it usual that we learn something from FYP cuz its sucking blood.. i dare to take FYP for this semester( special case reassign) cuz i got "ball" ya'll know ball? not football or basketball or etc.. BALLS or Balla..  damn.. today i just submitted my FYP report.. very hard u know.. lost my quality time on bed.. hate this shit!!

ShiTTalk Today! - No emo2 la.. not gud for health!!

Shower Boy! to the Rescue!!!

The View of Beautiful Pool Cat: Cepat la Ja' aku xsabar nk mandi ni

Nas: Hihihi Lek r Cat japgi kite terjun la
Fred: ko bukan xreti brenang ke Cat?
Ja': Oii! aku pun nk masuk dlm gambar gak...

Its been a long time Dj and friend haven't go to pool for swimming... But during UMP's desert time we went to the State Swimming Pool located at Indera Mahkota Kuantan near Shahputra laa to be spesifik sket.. for enterence RM2.00 for 2hours and RM2.50 during weekends and nights.. here the timetable :-

Enterence Fee

Morning to Evening (every 2hours) Night 6.30-8.30
Monday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Tuesday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Wednesday __________RM2_________________RM2.50
Thursday ___________RM2_________________RM2.50
Friday _____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Patolo (Saturday)_____RM2.50_______________RM2.50
Patandey(Sunday)____RM2.50_______________RM2.50



bukan slalo dpt mandi pool ni.. nak nak kalo da lame x g.. bayar jela whats the diff?? if ya'll go to pee ya'll must pay 20cent ( lower price as known so far) but RM2.00 including pee in the pool is not a big deal to us... plus we can pee many time we want! same do others laa dey all yg mandi pool tu pun same jgk pee je buat muke sposen tetibe air kuning berselerak... but no shittin around la if not water polution ma.. cannot la.. respect sket la.. pee and drink only! no shittin inside pool (fart can la)

Most Wanted Swimmers!

Team Shower Boy ditubuhkan serta merta bagi menghormati situasi UMP's desert time!

content - Parental Advisory

Formation Team

ShiTTalk Today! - Sambil menyelam minum air kencing sendiri! muahahaha

Memorial of Telok Chempedak

17 March 07

shiT happen when dila aka "fara" and sara missed their bus to KL at 3.30pm.. haha the 1 who responsible for this shit.. cuz weoll used to drive slow like siput.. then they have to buy another tickets at 5.30pm wakaka padan muka! so while waiting for the bus we decided to go to TC for a walk and ice cream..

tell ya'll about dila and sara.. this chick's nice and senget for temporary long.. well it doesnt matter.. they come to UMP to pay a visits cuz they sucked up with their working life and they missed us so much! did i say it out loud? for time being, every shits happen during our trip..
well what can Dj's do? shiT gone wild!
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Caption: Lazy asses

Dila : ai penat la woi.. xlarat da ni
Fred : aku pun da mengah da ni... oksigen.. oksigen... fuh
Sara : dila ape ni xkan da pancit kot..
Nas : payah tul.. nak angkat berat cam jin.. (posing jap)

















Caption: TC's Monkey gone Wild looking for food!

Nas : Uuua aaa akk akkkkkk ak akkkk!!!! geeez


















Caption: Mangsa Tsunami terdampar

Inn : dilla.. tarik aku naikkk...
Dila : jap.. jap.. meh aku tangkap gambar ko dulu.. hihihi
Nas : pungkok berat cane nak tarik naik.. dila pasni tangkap gambar aku lak
Sara : Weh!! ade orang tengah "wiwit" la kat semak tu.. jom skodeng..

















Caption: Model jam-Polo USA.

Fred : Inn asl ko sebok2 ni!! grrr
Inn : bia la aku pun nk glamor jugak

















Caption: Sweet sour package.. pink, gray and black..

Dila: sara aku nk sket air ko tu..
Inn: weh aku pun nk jugak..
Sara: ish.. budak2 ni.. amek la gambar dulu..
Fred: da tangkap gambar ke blum ni.. lama posing poyo ni..

















Caption: The Apocalypsontorian

Nas: asl ko sengeh lebey2 sara?
Sara: aku tergigit lidah ni..
Fred: lantak la korg.. baik aku posing dulu..
Inn: tu resipi utk tahan sakit die la tu...

















Caption: Sondolan ketupat karipuley

Dila : sabar la jap aku nak panjat pokok ni..
Nas : panjat la kalo bley, bontot ko berat.. huhu
Sara : senyuman ku pasti memikat.. ka-ching!!
Fred : sara ni blok aku la.. janji rambut aku masuk
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Douh.. its 5.15pm now.. so we gotta move to catch the bus.. well at last dila and sara manage to sit for their bus 5.30pm.. well done! but one thing we do sad about.. time gone just like wind.. it comes and it goes.. we missed the moment we spent together.. cuz its kinda crazy ass week! dila and sara back to their shits life working day and the rest continues the advantures of kiss ass!


ShiTTalk Today! - Joy and happiness lead for memory of excitement.. shit! its not real at all!