Being Smart is so Hard

the day of power electronics test 2... so bad cause its hard.. sucking brain for 1hour and half but nothing can be proud of...


ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..

AUTOSHOW 2007

The day i went to Terengganu for AUTOSHOW 2007 at Dataran Syah Bandar, ya'll know what? it happen to be my first time involving in automobile field show.. no wonder la i sounds so stupid when i talk about bling bling on rims.. dude.. this is Malaysia not New York! my friend ask me.. "dude! when you will show us your own fancy bling bling car?" da~~ they got me! then i said " I couldn't afford to buy a bicycles then how I'm going to buy a car?" then i laugh... shit.... well i dont really care about car or bike.. i love public transport! wahaha~

I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...

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But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..

Caption: Election Campaign Truck.. no wonder Gov wins all the time.. hihi

Caption: Small but ShTTin outLoud!

Caption: First winner Fancy car.. dude ur car is rock!

Caption: Andy's car Monster Speedo.. he dont let me looked but he let me drove his car

Caption: AUTOSHOW's Chicks! u girls rock too!

Caption: Masjid Terapung.. one of Terengganu attractive structures

Caption: Old School rider front line

Caption: Scoots runner up.. damn! orange scoot wins the first place

Caption: what on earth? to high to ride.. shit..

Caption: Im going back girls.. thanks to all of u.
(Lin, Erin, Myza munchy, - , Shima, Hanim, Miza)

ShiTTalk Today! - Live life to the fullest! im too rich too waste my time!

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Final Year Project a.k.a. PSM = Sucks!

damn... mah!!!

i'd never tought that PSM can kill me.. siot la.. elok2 aku tgh ade mood nk ber ShiTTalk Blog ni net lak asyik putus2 + typing error.. laptop kecik tapi jari besar2.. kan da payah.. 3tahun aku train pun xley gak.. kaldai tul

mlalut lak.. sje nk bangkitkan kemarahan dihati.. back to our story.. PSM=Sucks... Slalo je kene reject dari proposal nye seminar nye report nye.. shibai tul.. da la kena tukar topik cuz project lama xsesuai untuk degree level.. master kot? wateva la.. janji ShiT! tp apa yg aku blajar dari PSM ni adalah Kiss Ass smata2.. pe lagi weh? admit jela bdk2 lain pun ramai je yg benggap2 dari aku.. this blog lari language la.. This is truly ShiTTalk wut?? all bout shittin happen.. it usual that we learn something from FYP cuz its sucking blood.. i dare to take FYP for this semester( special case reassign) cuz i got "ball" ya'll know ball? not football or basketball or etc.. BALLS or Balla..  damn.. today i just submitted my FYP report.. very hard u know.. lost my quality time on bed.. hate this shit!!

ShiTTalk Today! - No emo2 la.. not gud for health!!

Shower Boy! to the Rescue!!!

The View of Beautiful Pool Cat: Cepat la Ja' aku xsabar nk mandi ni

Nas: Hihihi Lek r Cat japgi kite terjun la
Fred: ko bukan xreti brenang ke Cat?
Ja': Oii! aku pun nk masuk dlm gambar gak...

Its been a long time Dj and friend haven't go to pool for swimming... But during UMP's desert time we went to the State Swimming Pool located at Indera Mahkota Kuantan near Shahputra laa to be spesifik sket.. for enterence RM2.00 for 2hours and RM2.50 during weekends and nights.. here the timetable :-

Enterence Fee

Morning to Evening (every 2hours) Night 6.30-8.30
Monday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Tuesday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Wednesday __________RM2_________________RM2.50
Thursday ___________RM2_________________RM2.50
Friday _____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Patolo (Saturday)_____RM2.50_______________RM2.50
Patandey(Sunday)____RM2.50_______________RM2.50



bukan slalo dpt mandi pool ni.. nak nak kalo da lame x g.. bayar jela whats the diff?? if ya'll go to pee ya'll must pay 20cent ( lower price as known so far) but RM2.00 including pee in the pool is not a big deal to us... plus we can pee many time we want! same do others laa dey all yg mandi pool tu pun same jgk pee je buat muke sposen tetibe air kuning berselerak... but no shittin around la if not water polution ma.. cannot la.. respect sket la.. pee and drink only! no shittin inside pool (fart can la)

Most Wanted Swimmers!

Team Shower Boy ditubuhkan serta merta bagi menghormati situasi UMP's desert time!

content - Parental Advisory

Formation Team

ShiTTalk Today! - Sambil menyelam minum air kencing sendiri! muahahaha

Memorial of Telok Chempedak

17 March 07

shiT happen when dila aka "fara" and sara missed their bus to KL at 3.30pm.. haha the 1 who responsible for this shit.. cuz weoll used to drive slow like siput.. then they have to buy another tickets at 5.30pm wakaka padan muka! so while waiting for the bus we decided to go to TC for a walk and ice cream..

tell ya'll about dila and sara.. this chick's nice and senget for temporary long.. well it doesnt matter.. they come to UMP to pay a visits cuz they sucked up with their working life and they missed us so much! did i say it out loud? for time being, every shits happen during our trip..
well what can Dj's do? shiT gone wild!
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Caption: Lazy asses

Dila : ai penat la woi.. xlarat da ni
Fred : aku pun da mengah da ni... oksigen.. oksigen... fuh
Sara : dila ape ni xkan da pancit kot..
Nas : payah tul.. nak angkat berat cam jin.. (posing jap)

















Caption: TC's Monkey gone Wild looking for food!

Nas : Uuua aaa akk akkkkkk ak akkkk!!!! geeez


















Caption: Mangsa Tsunami terdampar

Inn : dilla.. tarik aku naikkk...
Dila : jap.. jap.. meh aku tangkap gambar ko dulu.. hihihi
Nas : pungkok berat cane nak tarik naik.. dila pasni tangkap gambar aku lak
Sara : Weh!! ade orang tengah "wiwit" la kat semak tu.. jom skodeng..

















Caption: Model jam-Polo USA.

Fred : Inn asl ko sebok2 ni!! grrr
Inn : bia la aku pun nk glamor jugak

















Caption: Sweet sour package.. pink, gray and black..

Dila: sara aku nk sket air ko tu..
Inn: weh aku pun nk jugak..
Sara: ish.. budak2 ni.. amek la gambar dulu..
Fred: da tangkap gambar ke blum ni.. lama posing poyo ni..

















Caption: The Apocalypsontorian

Nas: asl ko sengeh lebey2 sara?
Sara: aku tergigit lidah ni..
Fred: lantak la korg.. baik aku posing dulu..
Inn: tu resipi utk tahan sakit die la tu...

















Caption: Sondolan ketupat karipuley

Dila : sabar la jap aku nak panjat pokok ni..
Nas : panjat la kalo bley, bontot ko berat.. huhu
Sara : senyuman ku pasti memikat.. ka-ching!!
Fred : sara ni blok aku la.. janji rambut aku masuk
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Douh.. its 5.15pm now.. so we gotta move to catch the bus.. well at last dila and sara manage to sit for their bus 5.30pm.. well done! but one thing we do sad about.. time gone just like wind.. it comes and it goes.. we missed the moment we spent together.. cuz its kinda crazy ass week! dila and sara back to their shits life working day and the rest continues the advantures of kiss ass!


ShiTTalk Today! - Joy and happiness lead for memory of excitement.. shit! its not real at all!

Finally get my own Degree!

Its worth it being Kiss Ass! u can shittly get ur own degree.. its not that simple thou u have to kipas punggung kasi angin to some benificial people to u.. well some people do cheat(toyol) to be the best while others really work hard to be it.. for some extend, some do kiss ass, talk a lot, pretending, be there when the work is done, taking advantages and etc... so in Universities/Collages this is what u actually learned.. no more lies until u learn how to be back stabbers and pissed off! wow what on earth got these people? the world isnt fit because of creatures in it.. but the rythms (perangai/attitude) makes em looked fit..

True Lies is Dont Get Cought!

The University of Blogging Presents to Don Fred An Honorary Bachelor of Self Portraiture Majoring in Editting Signed Dr. Blogger ®

ShiTTalk Today! - Just pretend to be cool! kiss ass for goods..

Busy weeks for kiss ass!

I have to put aside my sleeping hour just to focus on my ASSholement( true=ASSignment) but still got an 'ass' , shit... not just assholement.. with tests, quizes, assgingment, report, micro c project, final year project, power electronic project, technoprenuer presentation, global impact studies article and many more to come! i have to cancel my social activities for about 3 weeks.. thats not fair.. i got pussies waitin out there.. damn! good effort pays well... i have to develop the dc motor interfacing & monitoring bla bla using c++, woh.. watafuk is that? me dont know either.. i just fukin do it.. just to complete my degree asap! then give me a munites to forget all about em..

catch me if u can!

Im not a journal guy who love blogging.. but firstly, i have to learn on how to express my feeling towards writing.. (sounds lot like gay, but i aint gay!) secondly im not good in sharing problems which is im not going to put all problems in here... (cause thats sounds gay!) then i dont know how the trick works on writing blogs as i see those who really enjoy writing blogs.. that makes me envy.. ( not jelez weh its different meaning!) suddenly i watch the 'posting' browse 'create' and 'title' and this coloumb which im writing this.. im started thinking.. do i have to write or just whooping my ass sitting on this lazy chair looking at these... eventhough i said i dont know what to share but now i manage to write something on my own.. thanks to Dj!

Hall of Fame

Talkalot Lady: I burn my lips to catch these bullet cuz i talk a lot.. but my teeths still white.
DF: Dont worry lady.. ur lips still can be useful for 'certain' job!

Tapir : Thanks DF! no one want to put me into their blogs... love u DF!
DF: Semol matter tapir! u look sexy like p star!
Tapir: But im a virgin Tapir DF.. watudu?
DF : Da~~~

Arnny: Yo granny.. see what i can do! iron pumping huh..
Granny: Oh gross! thats so lame.. its all what u've got?

ShiTTalk Today! - if u're gay, dont write blogs!

If man wearing Tudung??

Ya'll know tudung is protection of Aurah in Islam... the defination of tudung can be lots of meaning which Dj's dont like to talk about that.. (DJ's punye ilmu agama cetek so better dont talk if not dose!) women look more beautiful when they wear tudung and nampak solehah la sayang... nowadays women dont want to wear tudung anymore.. the only reason they have.. ( i manage to write 10 out of more++)

1- oh panas la awak..
2- saya xbiase la pakai tudung...
3- i never put tudung's on me! my parents pun xkesah.. my mum pun just pakai selendang je?? da~~~
4- saje je xpakai nak nampak rugget sket...
5- ala bosan la pakai tudung!!!
6- ape beza pakai tudung dengan xpakai tudung?? (nada sombong!) kite yang xpakai tudung pun xbuat benda xsenonoh.. yang pakai tudung plak yang lebey2.. eeeii malu je xde standard!

7- tudung ni ape? tudung saji ke? ( Yin Yin jawab aisey wrong party la)
8- jangan judge kami ni xjaga sembahyang walaupun kami xpakai tudung k!! igt sume yang pakai tudung tu alim sgt ke?? (gedikz)
9- oh. i ada mase i pakai tp kadang i xpakai tunggu i da kawen la nanti mesti hubby i pakse i pakai.. that time baru la i siyes nak pakai.. i nak cari hubby yang alim,bertanggungjawab,hensem,tinggi, bekerjaya, berduit... bla bla (minah ni senget sket!)
10- nyah pun suke jgk pakai tudung ni nmpk cute u.. tp xkan la nyah nk bisnes dgn bertudung.. xelok la hina kesucian.. nyah pun ada standard tau.. rm30 bang!.. ( nyah Chow Kit, euww xmo la weh!!!)

Thats all i can share with ya.. still got other reason between this conflict of obligation, but watudu.. liang lahad sama dalam sama panjang but sins u carry will make it differences..

so if women dont like to wear tudung nowadays let man wear em... man look more cuter, beautiful n lot more prettier compared to women... (haha just being sick of love song - Neyo) no la women look better weh..

here, some picture of  pahse to be beautiful..













gambar model iklan syampoo



ShiTTalk Today!

Bloggers are liars, so says Tourism Minister

Recently appears on chinese newspaper that this issues were pop-out, we try retain the happiness but some of this ShiT making a horrible statement that can make readers confused.. Dont blame Bloggers totally Datuk! DJ's really mad about this as Dj's just start blogging yet Dj's gotta take blame.. its unfair! everybody want to cari makan jugak la Datuk.. u kaya sorg how about others? they want to be politician too? but blog is enuf for them to exposed.. ok lets make things right... only FEW Bloggers ARE LIAR! most of them are unemployed women! so how about that?? gini la Datuk kita juga ada pentafsir setiap majalah, surat khabar, artikel serta any media percetakan other races including malay itself to control hasutan serta kutuk-mengutuk.. over 50 years kita merdeka masih lagi ade hasutan ni.. but watudu?? just get rid of it!...

Tengku Adnan: Bloggers are Liars
80% are Unemployed Women
updated:2007-03-08 20:11:32: MYT

(Kuala Lumpur) The Tourism Minsiter Tunku Adnan lashed out today (Mar 8, 2007) that all bloggers on the Internet are liars, out of which 80% are unemployed women.

“All bloggers are liars, they cheat people using all kinds of methods. From my understanding, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women.”

Tengku was addressing the media at the 2007 Malaysia GP Sales when he was asked about allegations made on a blog by a female TV presenter. The guests present were shocked at first, but burst into laughter.

He said he may lose some female voters but did not retract his statement or indicate that he was just joking.

He said that bloggers spread rumours, disrupt social harmony and many bloggers are slanderous and are cheating people with their blogs.

“All bloggers are not in favour of national unity. Our country has been successful because we are very tolerant with each other, if not, there will be civil war, the Malays will kill the Chinese, the Chinese will take revenge and kill the Malays, and the Indian will kill everyone.”

He urged the rakyat not to simply trust bloggers, and gamble our future away because the achievement we gain in the 50 years of independence is not an easy task.

“We have to show the world our positive attitude, if the world learn to be as tolerant as us, the world will be peaceful, without war or civil war.”

He said that the tourism ministry has been promoting the country for the rakyat’s benefit, not just to benefit his own ministry.

He stressed that the Malaysian tourism industry is now in a critical moment as the competition from the neighbouring countries such as Vietnam, Cambodia and the Philippines will be stiffer and Malaysia must respond proactively.

ShiTTalk Today! - No more races issues dude! its very sensitive thou u blog it up.. watch ya mouth.. try not to hurt others! dont sucked up blood!

Where's the Lurv ya'LL!

Philosophy

Love is relationship
Love is humanity
Love is sharing
Love is sacrifice
Love is ignorance
Love is hate
Love is like
Love is excitement
Love is joy
Love is happiness
Love is family
Love is status
Love is commitment
Love is blessing

Now

Love is for fun
Love is to dumped
Love is sex
Love is cry
Love is sad
Love is kill
Love is gay
Love is cruel
Love is fucking hell
Love is require Money
Love is disgusting
Love is Animal

True

Love is Sacred! Its from Above!


Ya'll know what? Dj's here isnt good in relationship.. Dj's sucks! Dj's used to be single(xde aweks! knape? xpercaye??) but n0t yet lonely like Mr.Akon!(next visit to Malaysia) Relationship requires a lot of commitment dude.. money too.. fuck that thing.. ya'll need to give report on what ya'll do! who ya'll meet! whattafak happen between ya'll life! never cheat! busted by spies on air! ya'll get cought with another date! believe me.. dont tell me ya'll never been in love before... if ya'll dont, ya'll sucking blood.. go on try! they said " bunga bukan sekuntum! " but now " kumbang bukan seekor! " just dont look for " buaya " and " razor blade " cuz they sucking blood! Ya'll find ya'll True Love or True Lover! but if ya'll .... dont tell me! but Dj's here lurv lessy! cuz they "hot" !


ShiTTalk Today! - u get someone back but u will lost someone! thats true cuz its unfair to keep both together at once!

ShiTTalk Today!- why u need someone to love u if u dont love urself? means u should find someone and love em so u'll learn to love urself in future!

ShiTTalk Today! - Whatafuk Dj's talking bout love?

Rebranding the University but problems never solved!!!

WATER!

Shit happen today when i woke up late in the morning "as usual" about 5 munites before 10am class.. i went to the bathroom for shower but there's no water left for me! xde air weh!! so im looking all over to get me shower.. then i manage to get a bottle! bley tahan x mandi dgn sebotol air? Shitttt... its ok then at least i look fresh for class yet im 20 munites late! damn! Until tonight lots of shits activities runnin here and im wondering, how about tomorrow? is there water left for this shit?? i got shit to dumped! so do others!

Yup! the only option is.. go to the beach, pool, petrol station, ur kin house or just go back home until the water level back to normal! ketuk kepala sket.. tanya otak!! can we survive without water? dont say ohhh we should be wise on using water.. if not we suffer in future! shit!! why dont the authority take action? misunderstanding occurs during the confrontation.. but can you imagine? about more than 10,000 people lived around here including the villagers.... somebody's got to do something.. this is beyond our authorities.. no shittin around! just fcukin do it.. fixed the prob bro!

ShiTTalk Today!! - Mencurah air ke daun keladi! (air pun xde nak curah tang mane? shit..)

Future Progress

1 - Type at Home

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While we work outdoors, others work indoors> Spending leisure time with loves one and having a cup of tea to kill time and just do clicking / stamping / watching / surfing / readings / cooking / service / nursery and etc. 38% of statistics shows that this number is type at home and 29% of them is making money for living. Don't simply underestimate this group as they doing their job like the rest. This group choose to stay at home for they own reason and purpose. In order to keep their financial stable by paying for any necessary item only which minimize cost and save up to high % rather than losing it for taxes, patrols, bills and etc. My word is ~To put some effort in earning is to put some gain in interest of money~

2 - Financial Freedom
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This term describes as well-planned lifestyle where one no longer is required to work for income to cover their expenses. Typically, "Financial Freedom" can be attained in one of two ways (or a combination of the two): 1. Enough passive investment income to cover one's expenses. 2. A large enough "nest egg" that can be liquidated over time to cover one's expenses. While we keep spending money without thinking to grow or event invest them a "little" but for a long term it can grow bigger. Most of people looking for their own financial freedom to joy their life with satisfaction and pride. My word is ~Money is not EVERYTHING, but everything needs money !~

3 - Spend time with Family
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Working from 9-5 to keeps paying bills, taxes, patrols, traffic jammed, rush hours, work priority and commitment of working responsibilities some times make everybody forget about their loves on like family, kids, parent and friends as we do focusing on making money for living. How we controls our kids at home? with whom they make friends, safety, culture scenery and socials? about our parents safety and conditions? Working at home makes you feel better to keep on eyes on them if you would, but how about works? who's going to pay all your bills? now you caught in the middle of dilemma, risking everything to keeps everything goes well to continue your living status... My word is ~Any person who looks happy when he isn't is well on the road to success~

4 - Retire Early
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Retire early is everybody's dream in order to keep healthy and wealthy lifestyle, having leisure time with family and kids around so you never need to bother about their socials and academics, instead of working until retire at age 60 - 80 ? does it make your patience awake? Why we need to retire early? why we need to retire at the age that we supposed to retire? Its in you to think about the answer, BbL here to make you open up your mind for a second to help you to think about your life plan, its not necessary if you quit your job without any reasonable purpose! its risk to be taken, wasn't it? How can you make it simple as its hard to be true. We act goods to keep our descendents continue this ethics but it doesn't sounds pretty as it looks. My word is ~Action speaks louder than words !!"~

5 - On Vocation
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The best part to revenge your hard working time is giving some pleasure of appreciations. Doing business is such a job as you need to do advertising, promotions, marketing, recruiting crews, meet prospects, return emails / phone calls / letters and etc. that related to your business capacity. Same goes for those who work to be paid, work for other dreams to gain your company profits and lots of pressures. We do dreams of having leisure time to "kick". Most of Internet marketer's reason of doing Internet marketing is to work their job with their flexible time and enjoy doing their things without arguing with time. My word is ~Life is too short to be waste~

Brilliant but Lazy!