Sebelum Tido:
6 minggu: Selamat tido Sayaaang, mimpi
indah-2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: Tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun: Sana sikit lah... Tido kalau
tak mengepit tak bole ker???!
Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: Tak apa, U masuk ler dulu, I
tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: Masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: Brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu
digegar), kalau nak bertapa pilah gunung
ledang sana!!!
Balas SMS:
6 minggu: Iye Sayang, jap lagi I sampai
rumah. Sayang, I belikan murtabak
favourit e U ye Sayang..
6 bulan: Trafik jam aah
6 tahun: K..
Dating process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun: Iyalah!! kalau I tak cintakan
U, buat apa I nikah dengan U???
Pulang Kerje:
6 minggu: Sayaaang, I dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun: Masak apa hari ini??
Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu: Sayang, I harap U suka cincin
yang I beli untuk U ni
6 bulan: I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai
dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 tahun: Nih duit, U beli sendirilah apa
yg U nak..
Telefon :
6 minggu: Baby, ada yang ingin berbual
ngan U di telefon nih
6 bulan: Eh... Your call...
6 tahun: WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH....
ANGKA T AAAAAHHH!!!
M asakan:
6 minggu: Wah, tak sangka I, pandai U
masak.Rasa pun sedappp...!!!
6 bulan: Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun: HAH!! LAUK INI LAGI?
Memaafk an:
6 minggu: Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah
pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,eh
6 bulan: Hati-hati, nanti jatuh tuh.
6 tahun: Orang dah bilang berkali-2 pon
tak paham!!
Baju baru:
6 minggu: Aduh sayang, U seperti
bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 bulan: Lah... Beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahun: DAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU
TU???
Merancangkan Holiday:
6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita
jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg
U nak honey?
6 bulan: Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje
ler... Senang sikit tak perlu naik flight...
6 tahun: JALAN-JALAN??? DUDUK RUMAH AJE
TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JE!
TV:
6 minggu: Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa
malam ini?
6 bulan : Sekejap eh, citer bagus ah.
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR-2 BOLE TAK..
ShiTTalk Today! - Watafuk dude.. its pretty real n fun too.. so 'play safe' before 'riding' marriage sucks
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Message From PLUS HIGHWAY
If happen to be to meet this car try to get away and dont dare to do something stupid just drive ur dem car away or try to find safe area.. it'll be good if u guys just go to Police station nearer...
ISWARA (BLUE)
Plate Registration:
WFK 6929
WHN 8719
BWB 9325
BEB 8734
BEB 8320
BEB 8323
PROTON WIRA
Plate registration
WKT 5371
*Word from PLUS.
Kenderaan-kenderaan terbabit adalah kenderaan yang digunakan oleh penjenayah-penjenayah/ peragut/ pembunuh yang bergerak aktif di sekitar PJ dan Lembah Kelang.
Tuan/ Puan diharap berhati-hati dan keselamatan anda tanggungjawab anda.
Share the info
Norlia Mohammad
Legal and Secretarial Support Department
PLUS Expressways Berhad
Ext: 4911
ShiTTalk Today! - Drive safe and careful! dun get ur ass kicked! raya is around the corner! remember ur loved ones!
ISWARA (BLUE)
Plate Registration:
WFK 6929
WHN 8719
BWB 9325
BEB 8734
BEB 8320
BEB 8323
PROTON WIRA
Plate registration
WKT 5371
*Word from PLUS.
Kenderaan-kenderaan terbabit adalah kenderaan yang digunakan oleh penjenayah-penjenayah/ peragut/ pembunuh yang bergerak aktif di sekitar PJ dan Lembah Kelang.
Tuan/ Puan diharap berhati-hati dan keselamatan anda tanggungjawab anda.
Share the info
Norlia Mohammad
Legal and Secretarial Support Department
PLUS Expressways Berhad
Ext: 4911
ShiTTalk Today! - Drive safe and careful! dun get ur ass kicked! raya is around the corner! remember ur loved ones!
Kisah Benar di Ampang
Kisah benar yang berlaku 2 tahun lepas(diceritakan oleh kawan baik kepada lelaki yang bernama Amir (nama samaran)...utkdijadikan teladan bagi kita yg masih hidup.
Kawan aku ni seorang salesman kereta, bercinta dgn seorang anak jutawan di Area Bukit Antarabangsa. Malangnya, percintaan ini ditolak kerana kawan aku ini seorang salesman kereta. Satu malam, mereka bercadang utk melarikan diri. Selepas berjaya melarikan diri, bapak perempuan ni sedar akan kehilangan anak perempuan kesayangan dan telah membuat laporan polis dan juga telah membuat iklan di akhbar tempatan dgn mengatakan dia akan menerima teman lelakinya itu jika dia balik ke rumah.
Bila mendengar berita ini, perempuan itu balik ke rumahnya di bukit antarabangsa dan keluarga pihak permpuan itu pun menerima lelaki ini dengan seadanya. Enam bulan kemudian, mereka bercadang utk berkahwin dan persiapan utk majis perkahwinan itu sedang disediakan.
Nak dijadikkan cerita, Semasa Lelaki ini pergi membeli Kentaki kat Ampang Point, dia kena langgar kereta di hadapan perempuan tersebut dan keesokan harinya lelaki itu pun dikebumikan. Kejadian ini amatlah meyedihkan perempuan tersebut kerana tinggal beberapa hari sahaja lagi perempuan itu hendak berkahwin dgn lelaki kesayangannya.
Pada satu malam, ibu perempuan ini mendapat mimpi, Seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. Tapi, ibu perempuan tersebut tidak mengendahkannya.
Malam berikutnya, Ayah perempuan tersebut pula menerima mimpi yang sama iaitu seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. akan tetapi, ayah perempuan tersebut jugak tidak megendahkannya.
Malam ke tiga, -perempuan itu pula menerima mimpi yang sama seperti ayah dan ibunya dan diceritakan mimpi tersebut kepada kedua ibu dan ayahnya. Dalam ketakutan y ang amat sangat, dia pun pergi membasuh baju itu dan macam mana kuat dia basuh pun, darah tetap ada...
Malam keempat, dia mendapat mimpi yang serupa.. Seorang nenek tua menyuruh dia membasuh darah itu bersih2 dan jika tidak, malang akan menantinya..Bia bangun, perempuan itu pun terus menyental baju tersebut sehingga kain tersebut menjadi haus, akan tetapi, darah itu tetap adaa...
Keesokan harinya, perempuan itu terkejut apa bila pintu belakang > rumahnya di ketuk bertalu2 dan munculah nenek tua tersebut dan perempuan itu pun pengsan..
Setelah terbangun dari pengsan, lalu nenek tua itu pun menguhurkan benda yang berwarna biru... Perempuan itu bertanya kepada nenek tua itu "apa
ini...?"
Ni lah Sabun Basuh Cap Dynamo, letak kan sedikit dan kotoran akan hilang... err..yg ni adalah pakej percubaan aja,kalau nak yang besar, beli kat > kedai..... kat Giant pun ader!!!!
..............ahaks!!> hehehehhhhehehehh......
ShiTTalk Today! - Dem mah~ im also scared ma.. huhu~
Kawan aku ni seorang salesman kereta, bercinta dgn seorang anak jutawan di Area Bukit Antarabangsa. Malangnya, percintaan ini ditolak kerana kawan aku ini seorang salesman kereta. Satu malam, mereka bercadang utk melarikan diri. Selepas berjaya melarikan diri, bapak perempuan ni sedar akan kehilangan anak perempuan kesayangan dan telah membuat laporan polis dan juga telah membuat iklan di akhbar tempatan dgn mengatakan dia akan menerima teman lelakinya itu jika dia balik ke rumah.
Bila mendengar berita ini, perempuan itu balik ke rumahnya di bukit antarabangsa dan keluarga pihak permpuan itu pun menerima lelaki ini dengan seadanya. Enam bulan kemudian, mereka bercadang utk berkahwin dan persiapan utk majis perkahwinan itu sedang disediakan.
Nak dijadikkan cerita, Semasa Lelaki ini pergi membeli Kentaki kat Ampang Point, dia kena langgar kereta di hadapan perempuan tersebut dan keesokan harinya lelaki itu pun dikebumikan. Kejadian ini amatlah meyedihkan perempuan tersebut kerana tinggal beberapa hari sahaja lagi perempuan itu hendak berkahwin dgn lelaki kesayangannya.
Pada satu malam, ibu perempuan ini mendapat mimpi, Seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. Tapi, ibu perempuan tersebut tidak mengendahkannya.
Malam berikutnya, Ayah perempuan tersebut pula menerima mimpi yang sama iaitu seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. akan tetapi, ayah perempuan tersebut jugak tidak megendahkannya.
Malam ke tiga, -perempuan itu pula menerima mimpi yang sama seperti ayah dan ibunya dan diceritakan mimpi tersebut kepada kedua ibu dan ayahnya. Dalam ketakutan y ang amat sangat, dia pun pergi membasuh baju itu dan macam mana kuat dia basuh pun, darah tetap ada...
Malam keempat, dia mendapat mimpi yang serupa.. Seorang nenek tua menyuruh dia membasuh darah itu bersih2 dan jika tidak, malang akan menantinya..Bia bangun, perempuan itu pun terus menyental baju tersebut sehingga kain tersebut menjadi haus, akan tetapi, darah itu tetap adaa...
Keesokan harinya, perempuan itu terkejut apa bila pintu belakang > rumahnya di ketuk bertalu2 dan munculah nenek tua tersebut dan perempuan itu pun pengsan..
Setelah terbangun dari pengsan, lalu nenek tua itu pun menguhurkan benda yang berwarna biru... Perempuan itu bertanya kepada nenek tua itu "apa
ini...?"
Ni lah Sabun Basuh Cap Dynamo, letak kan sedikit dan kotoran akan hilang... err..yg ni adalah pakej percubaan aja,kalau nak yang besar, beli kat > kedai..... kat Giant pun ader!!!!
..............ahaks!!> hehehehhhhehehehh......
ShiTTalk Today! - Dem mah~ im also scared ma.. huhu~
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Malware> JambanMu.com, MacroMedia.10.exe, Flash.10.exe [Removal Guide]
Here i bring some solution to remove these little fukie dukie.. this fukie also fucked my laptop down.. anyway this virus called Malware special made from Malaysia.. Gud job! now most anti-virus crawler recognize Malaysian expertise huhu~
Solution:
- Use HijackThis to scan and then remove the entries that contain Flash.10.exe, JambaMu.com, MSN.msn
- Enable Folder Options that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Expand "Windows Components" -> Select "Windows Explorer" -> Double click "Removes the Folder Options menu item from the Tools menu" in the right panel -> Select Disabled - Folder Options should be appeared now, go to Folder Options -> Select "show hidden files and folders" & uncheck "hide protected operating system files"
- Go to C:\Windows\System32, delete Flash.10.exe, JambanMu.com, regedit.com, cmd.com, msconfig.com, ping.com, dxdiag.com
- Delete My Secret.fold in My Documents, New Song.lagu & New Video.vidz in My Music, aweks.pikz & seram.pikz in My Pictures
- Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\DAO\MSN.msn
- Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Macromedia.10.exe
- Enable regedit that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to registry editing tools" in the right panel -> Select Disabled - Enable command prompt(cmd) that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to the command prompt" in the right panel -> Select Disabled
- If you cannot delete the files and get messages like "cannot read from the source disk" or others that similar, probably your antivirus has blocked the access to these files, that's why you cannot move, delete or rename the files. Disable your antivirus and try again.
*regedit.exe and cmd.exe actually stay intact, it just disabled by the malware.
ShiTTalk Today! - I gotta format my baby becoz of these fukie dukie <
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Proton Autobots VS Produa Decepticon
All the Transformers were excited to know more if all types of car can really transforms into bot machine.. so here's a little transformation of Malaysian cars into Transformers.. pretty amazing but look fucking wierd too.. if u had any better imagination make it look better then..
Optimus Perdana V6
Waja-Bee
Savvy Jazz
Ratchcet Juara (Mickey Mouse)
___________________________________
___________________________________
Produa Decepticon
Myvi Barricade
KancilTron (Megatron) ?? y small?
ShiTTalk Today! - Malaysian cars not really good in quality but if the cars do transform.. 1 crash kaputtttttttt.... no more spare part meh..
Proton Autobots
Optimus Perdana V6
Waja-Bee
Savvy Jazz
Ratchcet Juara (Mickey Mouse)___________________________________
___________________________________
Produa Decepticon
Myvi Barricade
KancilTron (Megatron) ?? y small?
ShiTTalk Today! - Malaysian cars not really good in quality but if the cars do transform.. 1 crash kaputtttttttt.... no more spare part meh..
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Actors on blog
Bill Gates punye sejarah masa nak wat Microsoftener dulu die stat dgn partner die kat blakang umah je..
Irfan Khairi stat jd jutawan pun cuz die dduk dpn laptop die je(dlm umah)..
One Stop Brhd(MSC Status) punye Founders pun stat bisnes dari mIRC dgn 5 org kwn chatting..
Chatroom mIRC pun bile skali wat Gathering ada yg pakat wat bisnes serata Malaysia kini.
Selasih sebagai permulaan je tu... ni cite nk bgtau ni.. Filem melayu dulu penuh dengan kontreversi dan sandiwara gelak ketawa serta pengunaan bahasa yg meluat jugak org skang nak pakai, zaman P.Ramlee dlu boley la kalo nk cakap mcm tu tp dlu pun selambe je ckp bodo! n bahlul! sume tu tarak hal.. beberapa tahun sebelum ni baru aku dpt tgk sdikit perubahan pd filem2 Malaysia ni asalkan bukan dari Grand Brilliants Sdn Bhd tau kan? kalo tgk tv dorg nye dialog bunyi mcm ni "aku chentakan kau Roy! kenapa kau mempermainkan aku? kau kejam Roy! kau kejam!! ahhh~~ " da~ im thinking its dem~~ mah!!
Lari topik ni.. berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, mula2 aku xtau n kurang amek tau (xtau pape pun) stat dgn afdlin shauki, masa die blakon cite Soal Hati tu maseh kureng lg.. stat Buli pun boleh blah la.. mula aku pasan ade perubahan dlm cite die stat dari Buli Balik n Baik Punya Cilok! kini Sumolah apa2 jela(sapot beb aku tgk kat wayg cite tu) cite die mmg mempamerkan budaya yg sbnrnya ada kat Malaysia ni.. bdk2 ni je yg xpasan.. tu afdlin bru pakai culture jepun.. korg xtau kat Malaysia ni Korea,Bangla,Endon,Pakistan,Arab,Thailand,China,Hong Kong,Taiwan,Vietnam,Kuwait,Sudan,Jepun,India,Germany,Qatar,Myanmar,Laos, Sri Lanka, Africa,DelliFrance(hehe kire skali jgk la)... woah!!!! aku pun xsangka byk jgk rupenye ketegori warganegara dlm Malaysia ni.. korg pasan x? aku pasan.. penah aku g Hartamas kije kat sana dlu part time(jage kedai runcit pakcik aku je padahal) tp pelanggan yg dtg model2, pelakon2, org feymes2, yg style2, Jepun, India, Taiwan.. sume xnak ckp melayu.. smpai aku nk byr tiket parking pun tanye la kunon (kiss ass) "bang.. mesin ni bley masuk duit kertas(note) rm10 x?" pastu laki cina ni ckp.. "Im sorry i cant understand u!" pastu terpakse la aku speaking dgn die.. bla bla fla flu.. fluent jgk aku rupenye.. time SPM dlu dpt English aku C cuz kuat lawan ckp cikgu.main time die ajar.ponteng.kutuk selambe.tido.makan2. paling jahat aku wat pun time die marah aku wat pekak pastu de tye aku pura2 bisu.. tu yg die tensi dgn aku.. tp tu kire baik pe.. skang bdk2 tegur sket je cikgu yg kene lempang.. pdn la bdk2 makin pandai.. upnye kat skolah dorg yg ajar cikgu.. cikgu2 dikatanye buduh.. dlu dorg g skolah asyik kene rotan je.. da jd cikgu pun kene lagi..
Aku lari topik lg ke?adey tu la.. slalo masalah nk stat posting tp da stat byk la aku bebel.. afdlin cube bwk kotak kita kuar dr dlm fikiran... (Think out of the Box=kalo nk berfikir g cr kotak msuk kedalam dlu.. pastu kua blk n truskan berfikir)
What i really want to say is.. afdlin and his favorite actors has their own blog.. they put their moves and events there.. then they started create films.. afdlin shauki, bob lokman , patricks , yasmin ahmad and many more... so this is the conjunction from the first line..
ShiTTalk Today! - This post little bit delay cuz Dj's house was black out.. shit..
Irfan Khairi stat jd jutawan pun cuz die dduk dpn laptop die je(dlm umah)..
One Stop Brhd(MSC Status) punye Founders pun stat bisnes dari mIRC dgn 5 org kwn chatting..
Chatroom mIRC pun bile skali wat Gathering ada yg pakat wat bisnes serata Malaysia kini.
Selasih sebagai permulaan je tu... ni cite nk bgtau ni.. Filem melayu dulu penuh dengan kontreversi dan sandiwara gelak ketawa serta pengunaan bahasa yg meluat jugak org skang nak pakai, zaman P.Ramlee dlu boley la kalo nk cakap mcm tu tp dlu pun selambe je ckp bodo! n bahlul! sume tu tarak hal.. beberapa tahun sebelum ni baru aku dpt tgk sdikit perubahan pd filem2 Malaysia ni asalkan bukan dari Grand Brilliants Sdn Bhd tau kan? kalo tgk tv dorg nye dialog bunyi mcm ni "aku chentakan kau Roy! kenapa kau mempermainkan aku? kau kejam Roy! kau kejam!! ahhh~~ " da~ im thinking its dem~~ mah!!
Lari topik ni.. berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, mula2 aku xtau n kurang amek tau (xtau pape pun) stat dgn afdlin shauki, masa die blakon cite Soal Hati tu maseh kureng lg.. stat Buli pun boleh blah la.. mula aku pasan ade perubahan dlm cite die stat dari Buli Balik n Baik Punya Cilok! kini Sumolah apa2 jela(sapot beb aku tgk kat wayg cite tu) cite die mmg mempamerkan budaya yg sbnrnya ada kat Malaysia ni.. bdk2 ni je yg xpasan.. tu afdlin bru pakai culture jepun.. korg xtau kat Malaysia ni Korea,Bangla,Endon,Pakistan,Arab,Thailand,China,Hong Kong,Taiwan,Vietnam,Kuwait,Sudan,Jepun,India,Germany,Qatar,Myanmar,Laos, Sri Lanka, Africa,DelliFrance(hehe kire skali jgk la)... woah!!!! aku pun xsangka byk jgk rupenye ketegori warganegara dlm Malaysia ni.. korg pasan x? aku pasan.. penah aku g Hartamas kije kat sana dlu part time(jage kedai runcit pakcik aku je padahal) tp pelanggan yg dtg model2, pelakon2, org feymes2, yg style2, Jepun, India, Taiwan.. sume xnak ckp melayu.. smpai aku nk byr tiket parking pun tanye la kunon (kiss ass) "bang.. mesin ni bley masuk duit kertas(note) rm10 x?" pastu laki cina ni ckp.. "Im sorry i cant understand u!" pastu terpakse la aku speaking dgn die.. bla bla fla flu.. fluent jgk aku rupenye.. time SPM dlu dpt English aku C cuz kuat lawan ckp cikgu.main time die ajar.ponteng.kutuk selambe.tido.makan2. paling jahat aku wat pun time die marah aku wat pekak pastu de tye aku pura2 bisu.. tu yg die tensi dgn aku.. tp tu kire baik pe.. skang bdk2 tegur sket je cikgu yg kene lempang.. pdn la bdk2 makin pandai.. upnye kat skolah dorg yg ajar cikgu.. cikgu2 dikatanye buduh.. dlu dorg g skolah asyik kene rotan je.. da jd cikgu pun kene lagi..
Aku lari topik lg ke?adey tu la.. slalo masalah nk stat posting tp da stat byk la aku bebel.. afdlin cube bwk kotak kita kuar dr dlm fikiran... (Think out of the Box=kalo nk berfikir g cr kotak msuk kedalam dlu.. pastu kua blk n truskan berfikir)
What i really want to say is.. afdlin and his favorite actors has their own blog.. they put their moves and events there.. then they started create films.. afdlin shauki, bob lokman , patricks , yasmin ahmad and many more... so this is the conjunction from the first line..
ShiTTalk Today! - This post little bit delay cuz Dj's house was black out.. shit..
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
KOREA EDUCATIONAL VISIT PROGRAM 2007
They named it as Koreiv07.. the interesting part about this whole shit is, they work so fuking hard to make shit happens, i've been withnessing how they run the projects, yet try every single chances to make it done before they shittin at Korea, one work to be proud of.. now these geeks shown all their working progress on the blog.. as DJ.. im just shout shittin out loud. Doesnt need me to go there or anybody else to watch the events but when you people going somewhere out of your asshole bounty you stand proud represent your bounty.. bounty means 'country' la.. so called 'anak Malaysia!' and Malaysia Boleh!.. bla~ bal~ huhu.. above all fellas.. im writing here cuz its worth it..
down here i attach the list of organization..
Jawatan Kuasa Pelaksana KOREIV'07
ShiTTalk Today! - Julias Cesiar used to say veni,vedi,vince.. i come, i saw, i conquered.. but DJ version for these koreiv folks - they eatin, they shittin, they took pictures.. so they conquered..
down here i attach the list of organization..
Jawatan Kuasa Pelaksana KOREIV'07
Penasihat Program - Cik Haslinda @ Robita binti Hashim Puan Paridah binti Mohd Ali HEPA
Pengarah - Muhd Bashori bin Abu Bakar
Timb. Pengarah I - Mohd Hazaruddin bin Muhammad
Timb. Pengarah II - Dewi Haryani binti Sulaiman
Setiausaha - Haidar Akma binti Zainul Amri
Bendahari - Junaidi bin Zakaria
Unit Aktiviti - Nor Hafiza binti Hamidon
Unit Penajaan I - Mohd Ikhwan Saifulizam bin Roslan
Unit Penajaan 2 - Teoh Sun Jie
Unit Projek Khas - Shahfiran bin Sarifuddin
Unit Penyelidikan dan Makanan - Mohd Ramadan bin Mohd Khalid
Unit Dokumentasi - Mohd Norazam bin Md Aris
Unit Multimedia - Mohd Syafiq bin Bachok
Unit Cenderahati dan Kebudayaan - Khomathan A/L Valayetham
Unit Pengangkutan - Nor Fadzillah Hanis binti Abu Sulaiman
Unit Tugas-Tugas Khas - Lau Kah Choon
visit koreiv07 blog hereShiTTalk Today! - Julias Cesiar used to say veni,vedi,vince.. i come, i saw, i conquered.. but DJ version for these koreiv folks - they eatin, they shittin, they took pictures.. so they conquered..
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Long vocation
Sorry for not updating my blog.. i've been very2 busy with my short semester and final year project and hate to tell net sucks as i moved to another phase... neway i try to arrange my blog post for new look with lots of cool shits happen while im not updating.. wait for more to come guys.. anyway thanks for vishittting my blog... salute!!!
hate to say... im flying to kuching this 13th June... see ya!
hate to say... im flying to kuching this 13th June... see ya!
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Politics.. politics.. politics...
Ya'll know when the status changed the management should be changed too.. well its not the same situation by looking at one perspective.. lemme share with you guys something.. they [Corporate Unit] opened a "Logo Competition for Re branding the University" only one month period time to submit the logo from talented and desired designers from UMP itself including the lazy staff as well.. students here they're good.. very active to join-in any single activities ( true what?? not shittin ok.. fuk those lazy ass..) the phase goes like this :-
1) 1st week of opening the competition the Announcement shows no hyperlink to the web site regarding about information on rules of regulation's competition... [ Only information to show off] tooks week for lazy ass ICT to fixed..
2) 2nd week they put the hyperlink on the Announcement page.. but the hyperlink doesnt linked to the target address.. still the lazy ass ICT work hard to fixed the problem and it took week to fixed... [ICT they work hard you know = Shit!!! ]
3) 3rd week almost 1 week left... the page is there.. the link also there... the information also there... only 2 weeks left for any participants to join the competition... they rules was very strict and only brings benefit to the Corporate Unit.. but fuk em...
4) All the talented and desired designers from UMP try their hard tp make the University logo sophisticated and present intellectual, solidarity, spiritual, global and all shit happen to be.. participants printed out all their desired logo by them self and using their own pocket's money.. color you know.. not gray scale...
5) The day for closing day - Any late submission will be rejected as the rules and regulation states.. but it happened to be, all submission was rejected cause the new logo was actually agreed before they start the competition... fuk em
lemme tell you the lies : If there was a competition should've be a Winner Announced! no winner instead they called several lecturers and staffs from several departments to work on the descriptions about the logo they've agreed before... captured alive motafukka!
Fakh the memBEBEL was right (go below link) its not RM100,000 spending for Marriot.. i've been to JW Marriot Putrajaya before and i know the situations there.. my friend work there la of cuz i know fukka! its worth then RM100,000 doesnt reach RM1M but the costing was between that range.. but the logo still sucks Fakh!!!
http://myspace-fakh.blogspot.com/2007/04/marriot-yg-mumbazir.html
*Dah la logo tu lukis pakai pembaris je.. xde seni lansung.. kotak petak+narrow
Caption:
1- Segi menumpu bermaksud pemikiran yang narrow(org kampung)
2- Ada unsur gading gajah pada setengah V (mcm magnet je)
3- Topi Kuning tu topi utk graduan yg hebat2 blaka
4- yang bulatan keliling topi tu.. menunjuukan betapa peningnye kepala bdk2 ni blaja lelame kat UMP utk grad..
*da la dok kat pantai timur.. di cop narrow minded + logo pun narrow.. V for Vandetta sukka! not for UMP!! xtau la sapo design.. budjet mesti murah.. UMP ni pndai ckp jimat bile student request tp ske membazir wat program grand2 kat genting,marriot, vistana, bla bla shittin
PREVIOUS LOGO
Caption:walaupun mcm logo sekolah tp kire ok la ada ciri2 kepintaran yang ditunjukkan.. miss u UTEC!! tell you about this logo.. LIM KOK WENG yang design logo ni.. sbb KUKTEM dunggu g upah murah tu sbb nmpk mcm logo sekolah..
*should've discuss first!
ShiTTalk Today! - Politics corrupted!
1) 1st week of opening the competition the Announcement shows no hyperlink to the web site regarding about information on rules of regulation's competition... [ Only information to show off] tooks week for lazy ass ICT to fixed..
2) 2nd week they put the hyperlink on the Announcement page.. but the hyperlink doesnt linked to the target address.. still the lazy ass ICT work hard to fixed the problem and it took week to fixed... [ICT they work hard you know = Shit!!! ]
3) 3rd week almost 1 week left... the page is there.. the link also there... the information also there... only 2 weeks left for any participants to join the competition... they rules was very strict and only brings benefit to the Corporate Unit.. but fuk em...
4) All the talented and desired designers from UMP try their hard tp make the University logo sophisticated and present intellectual, solidarity, spiritual, global and all shit happen to be.. participants printed out all their desired logo by them self and using their own pocket's money.. color you know.. not gray scale...
5) The day for closing day - Any late submission will be rejected as the rules and regulation states.. but it happened to be, all submission was rejected cause the new logo was actually agreed before they start the competition... fuk em
lemme tell you the lies : If there was a competition should've be a Winner Announced! no winner instead they called several lecturers and staffs from several departments to work on the descriptions about the logo they've agreed before... captured alive motafukka!
Fakh the memBEBEL was right (go below link) its not RM100,000 spending for Marriot.. i've been to JW Marriot Putrajaya before and i know the situations there.. my friend work there la of cuz i know fukka! its worth then RM100,000 doesnt reach RM1M but the costing was between that range.. but the logo still sucks Fakh!!!
http://myspace-fakh.blogspot.com/2007/04/marriot-yg-mumbazir.html
*Dah la logo tu lukis pakai pembaris je.. xde seni lansung.. kotak petak+narrow
NEW LOGO
Caption: 1- Segi menumpu bermaksud pemikiran yang narrow(org kampung)
2- Ada unsur gading gajah pada setengah V (mcm magnet je)
3- Topi Kuning tu topi utk graduan yg hebat2 blaka
4- yang bulatan keliling topi tu.. menunjuukan betapa peningnye kepala bdk2 ni blaja lelame kat UMP utk grad..
*da la dok kat pantai timur.. di cop narrow minded + logo pun narrow.. V for Vandetta sukka! not for UMP!! xtau la sapo design.. budjet mesti murah.. UMP ni pndai ckp jimat bile student request tp ske membazir wat program grand2 kat genting,marriot, vistana, bla bla shittin
PREVIOUS LOGO
Caption:walaupun mcm logo sekolah tp kire ok la ada ciri2 kepintaran yang ditunjukkan.. miss u UTEC!! tell you about this logo.. LIM KOK WENG yang design logo ni.. sbb KUKTEM dunggu g upah murah tu sbb nmpk mcm logo sekolah..*should've discuss first!
DESIRED LOGO
Caption:
one of the rejected logo.. walaupun xla bgs kalo di compare dgn yg lain but we're looking for intelectual and spiritual design.. at least my proposed design recieve feedback 3 stars rating compared to new logo.. hahaha wattafuk!!
ShiTTalk Today! - Mess with fire you`ll burn alive.. mess with water you'll drown to death.. know your player you messed up with!
Caption:one of the rejected logo.. walaupun xla bgs kalo di compare dgn yg lain but we're looking for intelectual and spiritual design.. at least my proposed design recieve feedback 3 stars rating compared to new logo.. hahaha wattafuk!!
ShiTTalk Today! - Politics corrupted!
Friday, March 30, 2007
Being Smart is so Hard
the day of power electronics test 2... so bad cause its hard.. sucking brain for 1hour and half but nothing can be proud of...
ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..
ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..
Sunday, March 25, 2007
AUTOSHOW 2007
The day i went to Terengganu for AUTOSHOW 2007 at Dataran Syah Bandar, ya'll know what? it happen to be my first time involving in automobile field show.. no wonder la i sounds so stupid when i talk about bling bling on rims.. dude.. this is Malaysia not New York! my friend ask me.. "dude! when you will show us your own fancy bling bling car?" da~~ they got me! then i said " I couldn't afford to buy a bicycles then how I'm going to buy a car?" then i laugh... shit.... well i dont really care about car or bike.. i love public transport! wahaha~
I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...
ShiTTalk Community! - Support ur Local Brand guys! we should be proud of Malaysian..
Akon support My Team
Wes Borland (former Limp Bizkit guitarist) support Our Local Band
Malaysian should support Malaysian Industries! Malaysia Boley!
NEW* ShiTTalk Community! for Advertising and Informations Rich
But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..
Caption: Election Campaign Truck.. no wonder Gov wins all the time.. hihi
Caption: Small but ShTTin outLoud!
Caption: First winner Fancy car.. dude ur car is rock!
Caption: AUTOSHOW's Chicks! u girls rock too!
Caption: Masjid Terapung.. one of Terengganu attractive structures
Caption: Old School rider front line
Caption: Scoots runner up.. damn! orange scoot wins the first place
Caption: what on earth? to high to ride.. shit..
Caption: Im going back girls.. thanks to all of u.
(Lin, Erin, Myza munchy, - , Shima, Hanim, Miza)
I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...
ShiTTalk Community! - Support ur Local Brand guys! we should be proud of Malaysian..
Akon support My Team
Wes Borland (former Limp Bizkit guitarist) support Our Local Band
Malaysian should support Malaysian Industries! Malaysia Boley!
NEW* ShiTTalk Community! for Advertising and Informations Rich
But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..
Caption: Election Campaign Truck.. no wonder Gov wins all the time.. hihi
Caption: Small but ShTTin outLoud!
Caption: First winner Fancy car.. dude ur car is rock!
Caption: Andy's car Monster Speedo.. he dont let me looked but he let me drove his car
Caption: AUTOSHOW's Chicks! u girls rock too!
Caption: Masjid Terapung.. one of Terengganu attractive structures
Caption: Old School rider front line
Caption: Scoots runner up.. damn! orange scoot wins the first place
Caption: what on earth? to high to ride.. shit..
Caption: Im going back girls.. thanks to all of u.(Lin, Erin, Myza munchy, - , Shima, Hanim, Miza)
ShiTTalk Today! - Live life to the fullest! im too rich too waste my time!
ShiTTalk Community! - Support Our Local Brand!
ShiTTalk Community! - Support Our Local Brand!
Friday, March 23, 2007
Final Year Project a.k.a. PSM = Sucks!
damn... mah!!!
i'd never tought that PSM can kill me.. siot la.. elok2 aku tgh ade mood nk ber ShiTTalk Blog ni net lak asyik putus2 + typing error.. laptop kecik tapi jari besar2.. kan da payah.. 3tahun aku train pun xley gak.. kaldai tul
mlalut lak.. sje nk bangkitkan kemarahan dihati.. back to our story.. PSM=Sucks... Slalo je kene reject dari proposal nye seminar nye report nye.. shibai tul.. da la kena tukar topik cuz project lama xsesuai untuk degree level.. master kot? wateva la.. janji ShiT! tp apa yg aku blajar dari PSM ni adalah Kiss Ass smata2.. pe lagi weh? admit jela bdk2 lain pun ramai je yg benggap2 dari aku.. this blog lari language la.. This is truly ShiTTalk wut?? all bout shittin happen.. it usual that we learn something from FYP cuz its sucking blood.. i dare to take FYP for this semester( special case reassign) cuz i got "ball" ya'll know ball? not football or basketball or etc.. BALLS or Balla.. damn.. today i just submitted my FYP report.. very hard u know.. lost my quality time on bed.. hate this shit!!
ShiTTalk Today! - No emo2 la.. not gud for health!!
i'd never tought that PSM can kill me.. siot la.. elok2 aku tgh ade mood nk ber ShiTTalk Blog ni net lak asyik putus2 + typing error.. laptop kecik tapi jari besar2.. kan da payah.. 3tahun aku train pun xley gak.. kaldai tul
mlalut lak.. sje nk bangkitkan kemarahan dihati.. back to our story.. PSM=Sucks... Slalo je kene reject dari proposal nye seminar nye report nye.. shibai tul.. da la kena tukar topik cuz project lama xsesuai untuk degree level.. master kot? wateva la.. janji ShiT! tp apa yg aku blajar dari PSM ni adalah Kiss Ass smata2.. pe lagi weh? admit jela bdk2 lain pun ramai je yg benggap2 dari aku.. this blog lari language la.. This is truly ShiTTalk wut?? all bout shittin happen.. it usual that we learn something from FYP cuz its sucking blood.. i dare to take FYP for this semester( special case reassign) cuz i got "ball" ya'll know ball? not football or basketball or etc.. BALLS or Balla.. damn.. today i just submitted my FYP report.. very hard u know.. lost my quality time on bed.. hate this shit!!
ShiTTalk Today! - No emo2 la.. not gud for health!!
Shower Boy! to the Rescue!!!
The View of Beautiful Pool 
Cat: Cepat la Ja' aku xsabar nk mandi ni
Cat: Cepat la Ja' aku xsabar nk mandi ni
Nas: Hihihi Lek r Cat japgi kite terjun la
Fred: ko bukan xreti brenang ke Cat?
Ja': Oii! aku pun nk masuk dlm gambar gak...
Fred: ko bukan xreti brenang ke Cat?
Ja': Oii! aku pun nk masuk dlm gambar gak...
Its been a long time Dj and friend haven't go to pool for swimming... But during UMP's desert time we went to the State Swimming Pool located at Indera Mahkota Kuantan near Shahputra laa to be spesifik sket.. for enterence RM2.00 for 2hours and RM2.50 during weekends and nights.. here the timetable :-
Enterence Fee
Morning to Evening (every 2hours) Night 6.30-8.30
Monday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Tuesday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Wednesday __________RM2_________________RM2.50
Thursday ___________RM2_________________RM2.50
Friday _____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Patolo (Saturday)_____RM2.50_______________RM2.50
Patandey(Sunday)____RM2.50_______________RM2.50
bukan slalo dpt mandi pool ni.. nak nak kalo da lame x g.. bayar jela whats the diff?? if ya'll go to pee ya'll must pay 20cent ( lower price as known so far) but RM2.00 including pee in the pool is not a big deal to us... plus we can pee many time we want! same do others laa dey all yg mandi pool tu pun same jgk pee je buat muke sposen tetibe air kuning berselerak... but no shittin around la if not water polution ma.. cannot la.. respect sket la.. pee and drink only! no shittin inside pool (fart can la)
Most Wanted Swimmers!
Team Shower Boy ditubuhkan serta merta bagi menghormati situasi UMP's desert time!
content - Parental Advisory
Formation Team
ShiTTalk Today! - Sambil menyelam minum air kencing sendiri! muahahaha
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Memorial of Telok Chempedak
17 March 07
shiT happen when dila aka "fara" and sara missed their bus to KL at 3.30pm.. haha the 1 who responsible for this shit.. cuz weoll used to drive slow like siput.. then they have to buy another tickets at 5.30pm wakaka padan muka! so while waiting for the bus we decided to go to TC for a walk and ice cream..
tell ya'll about dila and sara.. this chick's nice and senget for temporary long.. well it doesnt matter.. they come to UMP to pay a visits cuz they sucked up with their working life and they missed us so much! did i say it out loud? for time being, every shits happen during our trip..
well what can Dj's do? shiT gone wild!
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Caption: Lazy asses
Dila : ai penat la woi.. xlarat da ni
Fred : aku pun da mengah da ni... oksigen.. oksigen... fuh
Sara : dila ape ni xkan da pancit kot..
Nas : payah tul.. nak angkat berat cam jin.. (posing jap)
Caption: TC's Monkey gone Wild looking for food!
Nas : Uuua aaa akk akkkkkk ak akkkk!!!! geeez
Caption: Mangsa Tsunami terdampar
Inn : dilla.. tarik aku naikkk...
Dila : jap.. jap.. meh aku tangkap gambar ko dulu.. hihihi
Nas : pungkok berat cane nak tarik naik.. dila pasni tangkap gambar aku lak
Sara : Weh!! ade orang tengah "wiwit" la kat semak tu.. jom skodeng..
Caption: Model jam-Polo USA.
Fred : Inn asl ko sebok2 ni!! grrr
Inn : bia la aku pun nk glamor jugak
Caption: Sweet sour package.. pink, gray and black..
Dila: sara aku nk sket air ko tu..
Inn: weh aku pun nk jugak..
Sara: ish.. budak2 ni.. amek la gambar dulu..
Fred: da tangkap gambar ke blum ni.. lama posing poyo ni..
Caption: The Apocalypsontorian
Nas: asl ko sengeh lebey2 sara?
Sara: aku tergigit lidah ni..
Fred: lantak la korg.. baik aku posing dulu..
Inn: tu resipi utk tahan sakit die la tu...
Caption: Sondolan ketupat karipuley
Dila : sabar la jap aku nak panjat pokok ni..
Nas : panjat la kalo bley, bontot ko berat.. huhu
Sara : senyuman ku pasti memikat.. ka-ching!!
Fred : sara ni blok aku la.. janji rambut aku masuk
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Douh.. its 5.15pm now.. so we gotta move to catch the bus.. well at last dila and sara manage to sit for their bus 5.30pm.. well done! but one thing we do sad about.. time gone just like wind.. it comes and it goes.. we missed the moment we spent together.. cuz its kinda crazy ass week! dila and sara back to their shits life working day and the rest continues the advantures of kiss ass!
ShiTTalk Today! - Joy and happiness lead for memory of excitement.. shit! its not real at all!
shiT happen when dila aka "fara" and sara missed their bus to KL at 3.30pm.. haha the 1 who responsible for this shit.. cuz weoll used to drive slow like siput.. then they have to buy another tickets at 5.30pm wakaka padan muka! so while waiting for the bus we decided to go to TC for a walk and ice cream..
tell ya'll about dila and sara.. this chick's nice and senget for temporary long.. well it doesnt matter.. they come to UMP to pay a visits cuz they sucked up with their working life and they missed us so much! did i say it out loud? for time being, every shits happen during our trip..
well what can Dj's do? shiT gone wild!
______________________________________________
Caption: Lazy asses
Dila : ai penat la woi.. xlarat da ni
Fred : aku pun da mengah da ni... oksigen.. oksigen... fuh
Sara : dila ape ni xkan da pancit kot..
Nas : payah tul.. nak angkat berat cam jin.. (posing jap)
Caption: TC's Monkey gone Wild looking for food!
Nas : Uuua aaa akk akkkkkk ak akkkk!!!! geeez
Caption: Mangsa Tsunami terdampar
Inn : dilla.. tarik aku naikkk...
Dila : jap.. jap.. meh aku tangkap gambar ko dulu.. hihihi
Nas : pungkok berat cane nak tarik naik.. dila pasni tangkap gambar aku lak
Sara : Weh!! ade orang tengah "wiwit" la kat semak tu.. jom skodeng..
Caption: Model jam-Polo USA.
Fred : Inn asl ko sebok2 ni!! grrr
Inn : bia la aku pun nk glamor jugak
Caption: Sweet sour package.. pink, gray and black..
Dila: sara aku nk sket air ko tu..
Inn: weh aku pun nk jugak..
Sara: ish.. budak2 ni.. amek la gambar dulu..
Fred: da tangkap gambar ke blum ni.. lama posing poyo ni..
Caption: The Apocalypsontorian
Nas: asl ko sengeh lebey2 sara?
Sara: aku tergigit lidah ni..
Fred: lantak la korg.. baik aku posing dulu..
Inn: tu resipi utk tahan sakit die la tu...
Caption: Sondolan ketupat karipuley
Dila : sabar la jap aku nak panjat pokok ni..
Nas : panjat la kalo bley, bontot ko berat.. huhu
Sara : senyuman ku pasti memikat.. ka-ching!!
Fred : sara ni blok aku la.. janji rambut aku masuk
______________________________________________
Douh.. its 5.15pm now.. so we gotta move to catch the bus.. well at last dila and sara manage to sit for their bus 5.30pm.. well done! but one thing we do sad about.. time gone just like wind.. it comes and it goes.. we missed the moment we spent together.. cuz its kinda crazy ass week! dila and sara back to their shits life working day and the rest continues the advantures of kiss ass!
ShiTTalk Today! - Joy and happiness lead for memory of excitement.. shit! its not real at all!
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Finally get my own Degree!
Its worth it being Kiss Ass! u can shittly get ur own degree.. its not that simple thou u have to kipas punggung kasi angin to some benificial people to u.. well some people do cheat(toyol) to be the best while others really work hard to be it.. for some extend, some do kiss ass, talk a lot, pretending, be there when the work is done, taking advantages and etc... so in Universities/Collages this is what u actually learned.. no more lies until u learn how to be back stabbers and pissed off! wow what on earth got these people? the world isnt fit because of creatures in it.. but the rythms (perangai/attitude) makes em looked fit..
True Lies is Dont Get Cought!
ShiTTalk Today! - Just pretend to be cool! kiss ass for goods..
True Lies is Dont Get Cought!
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ShiTTalk Today! - Just pretend to be cool! kiss ass for goods..
Busy weeks for kiss ass!
catch me if u can!
Hall of Fame
Talkalot Lady: I burn my lips to catch these bullet cuz i talk a lot.. but my teeths still white.DF: Dont worry lady.. ur lips still can be useful for 'certain' job!
Tapir : Thanks DF! no one want to put me into their blogs... love u DF!DF: Semol matter tapir! u look sexy like p star!
Tapir: But im a virgin Tapir DF.. watudu?
DF : Da~~~
Arnny: Yo granny.. see what i can do! iron pumping huh..Granny: Oh gross! thats so lame.. its all what u've got?
ShiTTalk Today! - if u're gay, dont write blogs!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
If man wearing Tudung??
Ya'll know tudung is protection of Aurah in Islam... the defination of tudung can be lots of meaning which Dj's dont like to talk about that.. (DJ's punye ilmu agama cetek so better dont talk if not dose!) women look more beautiful when they wear tudung and nampak solehah la sayang... nowadays women dont want to wear tudung anymore.. the only reason they have.. ( i manage to write 10 out of more++)
1- oh panas la awak..
2- saya xbiase la pakai tudung...
3- i never put tudung's on me! my parents pun xkesah.. my mum pun just pakai selendang je?? da~~~
4- saje je xpakai nak nampak rugget sket...
5- ala bosan la pakai tudung!!!
6- ape beza pakai tudung dengan xpakai tudung?? (nada sombong!) kite yang xpakai tudung pun xbuat benda xsenonoh.. yang pakai tudung plak yang lebey2.. eeeii malu je xde standard!
7- tudung ni ape? tudung saji ke? ( Yin Yin jawab aisey wrong party la)
8- jangan judge kami ni xjaga sembahyang walaupun kami xpakai tudung k!! igt sume yang pakai tudung tu alim sgt ke?? (gedikz)
9- oh. i ada mase i pakai tp kadang i xpakai tunggu i da kawen la nanti mesti hubby i pakse i pakai.. that time baru la i siyes nak pakai.. i nak cari hubby yang alim,bertanggungjawab,hensem,tinggi, bekerjaya, berduit... bla bla (minah ni senget sket!)
10- nyah pun suke jgk pakai tudung ni nmpk cute u.. tp xkan la nyah nk bisnes dgn bertudung.. xelok la hina kesucian.. nyah pun ada standard tau.. rm30 bang!.. ( nyah Chow Kit, euww xmo la weh!!!)
Thats all i can share with ya.. still got other reason between this conflict of obligation, but watudu.. liang lahad sama dalam sama panjang but sins u carry will make it differences..
so if women dont like to wear tudung nowadays let man wear em... man look more cuter, beautiful n lot more prettier compared to women... (haha just being sick of love song - Neyo) no la women look better weh..
here, some picture of pahse to be beautiful..
gambar model iklan syampoo
ShiTTalk Today!
1- oh panas la awak..
2- saya xbiase la pakai tudung...
3- i never put tudung's on me! my parents pun xkesah.. my mum pun just pakai selendang je?? da~~~
4- saje je xpakai nak nampak rugget sket...
5- ala bosan la pakai tudung!!!
6- ape beza pakai tudung dengan xpakai tudung?? (nada sombong!) kite yang xpakai tudung pun xbuat benda xsenonoh.. yang pakai tudung plak yang lebey2.. eeeii malu je xde standard!
7- tudung ni ape? tudung saji ke? ( Yin Yin jawab aisey wrong party la)
8- jangan judge kami ni xjaga sembahyang walaupun kami xpakai tudung k!! igt sume yang pakai tudung tu alim sgt ke?? (gedikz)
9- oh. i ada mase i pakai tp kadang i xpakai tunggu i da kawen la nanti mesti hubby i pakse i pakai.. that time baru la i siyes nak pakai.. i nak cari hubby yang alim,bertanggungjawab,hensem,tinggi, bekerjaya, berduit... bla bla (minah ni senget sket!)
10- nyah pun suke jgk pakai tudung ni nmpk cute u.. tp xkan la nyah nk bisnes dgn bertudung.. xelok la hina kesucian.. nyah pun ada standard tau.. rm30 bang!.. ( nyah Chow Kit, euww xmo la weh!!!)
Thats all i can share with ya.. still got other reason between this conflict of obligation, but watudu.. liang lahad sama dalam sama panjang but sins u carry will make it differences..
so if women dont like to wear tudung nowadays let man wear em... man look more cuter, beautiful n lot more prettier compared to women... (haha just being sick of love song - Neyo) no la women look better weh..
here, some picture of pahse to be beautiful..
gambar model iklan syampoo
ShiTTalk Today!
Bloggers are liars, so says Tourism Minister
Recently appears on chinese newspaper that this issues were pop-out, we try retain the happiness but some of this ShiT making a horrible statement that can make readers confused.. Dont blame Bloggers totally Datuk! DJ's really mad about this as Dj's just start blogging yet Dj's gotta take blame.. its unfair! everybody want to cari makan jugak la Datuk.. u kaya sorg how about others? they want to be politician too? but blog is enuf for them to exposed.. ok lets make things right... only FEW Bloggers ARE LIAR! most of them are unemployed women! so how about that?? gini la Datuk kita juga ada pentafsir setiap majalah, surat khabar, artikel serta any media percetakan other races including malay itself to control hasutan serta kutuk-mengutuk.. over 50 years kita merdeka masih lagi ade hasutan ni.. but watudu?? just get rid of it!...
Tengku Adnan: Bloggers are Liars
80% are Unemployed Women
updated:2007-03-08 20:11:32: MYT(Kuala Lumpur) The Tourism Minsiter Tunku Adnan lashed out today (Mar 8, 2007) that all bloggers on the Internet are liars, out of which 80% are unemployed women.
“All bloggers are liars, they cheat people using all kinds of methods. From my understanding, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women.”
Tengku was addressing the media at the 2007 Malaysia GP Sales when he was asked about allegations made on a blog by a female TV presenter. The guests present were shocked at first, but burst into laughter.
He said he may lose some female voters but did not retract his statement or indicate that he was just joking.
He said that bloggers spread rumours, disrupt social harmony and many bloggers are slanderous and are cheating people with their blogs.
“All bloggers are not in favour of national unity. Our country has been successful because we are very tolerant with each other, if not, there will be civil war, the Malays will kill the Chinese, the Chinese will take revenge and kill the Malays, and the Indian will kill everyone.”
He urged the rakyat not to simply trust bloggers, and gamble our future away because the achievement we gain in the 50 years of independence is not an easy task.
“We have to show the world our positive attitude, if the world learn to be as tolerant as us, the world will be peaceful, without war or civil war.”
He said that the tourism ministry has been promoting the country for the rakyat’s benefit, not just to benefit his own ministry.
He stressed that the Malaysian tourism industry is now in a critical moment as the competition from the neighbouring countries such as Vietnam, Cambodia and the Philippines will be stiffer and Malaysia must respond proactively.
ShiTTalk Today! - No more races issues dude! its very sensitive thou u blog it up.. watch ya mouth.. try not to hurt others! dont sucked up blood!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Where's the Lurv ya'LL!
Philosophy
Love is relationship
Love is humanity
Love is sharing
Love is sacrifice
Love is ignorance
Love is hate
Love is like
Love is excitement
Love is joy
Love is happiness
Love is family
Love is status
Love is commitment
Love is blessing
Now
Love is for fun
Love is to dumped
Love is sex
Love is cry
Love is sad
Love is kill
Love is gay
Love is cruel
Love is fucking hell
Love is require Money
Love is disgusting
Love is Animal
True
Love is Sacred! Its from Above!
Ya'll know what? Dj's here isnt good in relationship.. Dj's sucks! Dj's used to be single(xde aweks! knape? xpercaye??) but n0t yet lonely like Mr.Akon!(next visit to Malaysia) Relationship requires a lot of commitment dude.. money too.. fuck that thing.. ya'll need to give report on what ya'll do! who ya'll meet! whattafak happen between ya'll life! never cheat! busted by spies on air! ya'll get cought with another date! believe me.. dont tell me ya'll never been in love before... if ya'll dont, ya'll sucking blood.. go on try! they said " bunga bukan sekuntum! " but now " kumbang bukan seekor! " just dont look for " buaya " and " razor blade " cuz they sucking blood! Ya'll find ya'll True Love or True Lover! but if ya'll .... dont tell me! but Dj's here lurv lessy! cuz they "hot" !
ShiTTalk Today! - u get someone back but u will lost someone! thats true cuz its unfair to keep both together at once!
ShiTTalk Today!- why u need someone to love u if u dont love urself? means u should find someone and love em so u'll learn to love urself in future!
ShiTTalk Today! - Whatafuk Dj's talking bout love?
Love is relationship
Love is humanity
Love is sharing
Love is sacrifice
Love is ignorance
Love is hate
Love is like
Love is excitement
Love is joy
Love is happiness
Love is family
Love is status
Love is commitment
Love is blessing
Now
Love is for fun
Love is to dumped
Love is sex
Love is cry
Love is sad
Love is kill
Love is gay
Love is cruel
Love is fucking hell
Love is require Money
Love is disgusting
Love is Animal
True
Love is Sacred! Its from Above!
Ya'll know what? Dj's here isnt good in relationship.. Dj's sucks! Dj's used to be single(xde aweks! knape? xpercaye??) but n0t yet lonely like Mr.Akon!(next visit to Malaysia) Relationship requires a lot of commitment dude.. money too.. fuck that thing.. ya'll need to give report on what ya'll do! who ya'll meet! whattafak happen between ya'll life! never cheat! busted by spies on air! ya'll get cought with another date! believe me.. dont tell me ya'll never been in love before... if ya'll dont, ya'll sucking blood.. go on try! they said " bunga bukan sekuntum! " but now " kumbang bukan seekor! " just dont look for " buaya " and " razor blade " cuz they sucking blood! Ya'll find ya'll True Love or True Lover! but if ya'll .... dont tell me! but Dj's here lurv lessy! cuz they "hot" !
ShiTTalk Today! - u get someone back but u will lost someone! thats true cuz its unfair to keep both together at once!
ShiTTalk Today!- why u need someone to love u if u dont love urself? means u should find someone and love em so u'll learn to love urself in future!
ShiTTalk Today! - Whatafuk Dj's talking bout love?
Friday, March 9, 2007
Rebranding the University but problems never solved!!!
WATER!
Shit happen today when i woke up late in the morning "as usual" about 5 munites before 10am class.. i went to the bathroom for shower but there's no water left for me! xde air weh!! so im looking all over to get me shower.. then i manage to get a bottle! bley tahan x mandi dgn sebotol air? Shitttt... its ok then at least i look fresh for class yet im 20 munites late! damn! Until tonight lots of shits activities runnin here and im wondering, how about tomorrow? is there water left for this shit?? i got shit to dumped! so do others!
Yup! the only option is.. go to the beach, pool, petrol station, ur kin house or just go back home until the water level back to normal! ketuk kepala sket.. tanya otak!! can we survive without water? dont say ohhh we should be wise on using water.. if not we suffer in future! shit!! why dont the authority take action? misunderstanding occurs during the confrontation.. but can you imagine? about more than 10,000 people lived around here including the villagers.... somebody's got to do something.. this is beyond our authorities.. no shittin around! just fcukin do it.. fixed the prob bro!
ShiTTalk Today!! - Mencurah air ke daun keladi! (air pun xde nak curah tang mane? shit..)
Shit happen today when i woke up late in the morning "as usual" about 5 munites before 10am class.. i went to the bathroom for shower but there's no water left for me! xde air weh!! so im looking all over to get me shower.. then i manage to get a bottle! bley tahan x mandi dgn sebotol air? Shitttt... its ok then at least i look fresh for class yet im 20 munites late! damn! Until tonight lots of shits activities runnin here and im wondering, how about tomorrow? is there water left for this shit?? i got shit to dumped! so do others!
Yup! the only option is.. go to the beach, pool, petrol station, ur kin house or just go back home until the water level back to normal! ketuk kepala sket.. tanya otak!! can we survive without water? dont say ohhh we should be wise on using water.. if not we suffer in future! shit!! why dont the authority take action? misunderstanding occurs during the confrontation.. but can you imagine? about more than 10,000 people lived around here including the villagers.... somebody's got to do something.. this is beyond our authorities.. no shittin around! just fcukin do it.. fixed the prob bro!
ShiTTalk Today!! - Mencurah air ke daun keladi! (air pun xde nak curah tang mane? shit..)
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Future Progress
1 - Type at Home
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While we work outdoors, others work indoors> Spending leisure time with loves 
one and having a cup of tea to kill time and just do clicking / stamping / watching / surfing / readings / cooking / service / nursery and etc. 38% of statistics shows that this number is type at home and 29% of them is making money for living. Don't simply underestimate this group as they doing their job like the rest. This group choose to stay at home for they own reason and purpose. In order to keep their financial stable by paying for any necessary item only which minimize cost and save up to high % rather than losing it for taxes, patrols, bills and etc. My word is ~To put some effort in earning is to put some gain in interest of money~
2 - Financial Freedom
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This term describes as well-planned lifestyle where one no longer is required to work for income to cover their expenses. Typically, "Financial 
Freedom" can be attained in one of two ways (or a combination of the two): 1. Enough passive investment income to cover one's expenses. 2. A large enough "nest egg" that can be liquidated over time to cover one's expenses. While we keep spending money without thinking to grow or event invest them a "little" but for a long term it can grow bigger. Most of people looking for their own financial freedom to joy their life with satisfaction and pride. My word is ~Money is not EVERYTHING, but everything needs money !~
3 - Spend time with Family
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Working from 9-5 to keeps paying bills, taxes, patrols, traffic jammed, rush hours, work priority and commitment of working 
responsibilities some times make everybody forget about their loves on like family, kids, parent and friends as we do focusing on making money for living. How we controls our kids at home? with whom they make friends, safety, culture scenery and socials? about our parents safety and conditions? Working at home makes you feel better to keep on eyes on them if you would, but how about works? who's going to pay all your bills? now you caught in the middle of dilemma, risking everything to keeps everything goes well to continue your living status... My word is ~Any person who looks happy when he isn't is well on the road to success~
4 - Retire Early
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Retire early is everybody's dream in order to keep healthy and wealthy lifestyle, having leisure time with family and kids around so you never 
need to bother about their socials and academics, instead of working until retire at age 60 - 80 ? does it make your patience awake? Why we need to retire early? why we need to retire at the age that we supposed to retire? Its in you to think about the answer, BbL here to make you open up your mind for a second to help you to think about your life plan, its not necessary if you quit your job without any reasonable purpose! its risk to be taken, wasn't it? How can you make it simple as its hard to be true. We act goods to keep our descendents continue this ethics but it doesn't sounds pretty as it looks. My word is ~Action speaks louder than words !!"~
5 - On Vocation
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The best part to revenge your hard working time is giving some pleasure of appreciations. Doing business is such a job as you need to do 
advertising, promotions, marketing, recruiting crews, meet prospects, return emails / phone calls / letters and etc. that related to your business capacity. Same goes for those who work to be paid, work for other dreams to gain your company profits and lots of pressures. We do dreams of having leisure time to "kick". Most of Internet marketer's reason of doing Internet marketing is to work their job with their flexible time and enjoy doing their things without arguing with time. My word is ~Life is too short to be waste~
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