Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Message From PLUS HIGHWAY
ISWARA (BLUE)
Plate Registration:
WFK 6929
WHN 8719
BWB 9325
BEB 8734
BEB 8320
BEB 8323
PROTON WIRA
Plate registration
WKT 5371
*Word from PLUS.
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Tuan/ Puan diharap berhati-hati dan keselamatan anda tanggungjawab anda.
Share the info
Norlia Mohammad
Legal and Secretarial Support Department
PLUS Expressways Berhad
Ext: 4911
ShiTTalk Today! - Drive safe and careful! dun get ur ass kicked! raya is around the corner! remember ur loved ones!
Kisah Benar di Ampang
Kawan aku ni seorang salesman kereta, bercinta dgn seorang anak jutawan di Area Bukit Antarabangsa. Malangnya, percintaan ini ditolak kerana kawan aku ini seorang salesman kereta. Satu malam, mereka bercadang utk melarikan diri. Selepas berjaya melarikan diri, bapak perempuan ni sedar akan kehilangan anak perempuan kesayangan dan telah membuat laporan polis dan juga telah membuat iklan di akhbar tempatan dgn mengatakan dia akan menerima teman lelakinya itu jika dia balik ke rumah.
Bila mendengar berita ini, perempuan itu balik ke rumahnya di bukit antarabangsa dan keluarga pihak permpuan itu pun menerima lelaki ini dengan seadanya. Enam bulan kemudian, mereka bercadang utk berkahwin dan persiapan utk majis perkahwinan itu sedang disediakan.
Nak dijadikkan cerita, Semasa Lelaki ini pergi membeli Kentaki kat Ampang Point, dia kena langgar kereta di hadapan perempuan tersebut dan keesokan harinya lelaki itu pun dikebumikan. Kejadian ini amatlah meyedihkan perempuan tersebut kerana tinggal beberapa hari sahaja lagi perempuan itu hendak berkahwin dgn lelaki kesayangannya.
Pada satu malam, ibu perempuan ini mendapat mimpi, Seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. Tapi, ibu perempuan tersebut tidak mengendahkannya.
Malam berikutnya, Ayah perempuan tersebut pula menerima mimpi yang sama iaitu seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. akan tetapi, ayah perempuan tersebut jugak tidak megendahkannya.
Malam ke tiga, -perempuan itu pula menerima mimpi yang sama seperti ayah dan ibunya dan diceritakan mimpi tersebut kepada kedua ibu dan ayahnya. Dalam ketakutan y ang amat sangat, dia pun pergi membasuh baju itu dan macam mana kuat dia basuh pun, darah tetap ada...
Malam keempat, dia mendapat mimpi yang serupa.. Seorang nenek tua menyuruh dia membasuh darah itu bersih2 dan jika tidak, malang akan menantinya..Bia bangun, perempuan itu pun terus menyental baju tersebut sehingga kain tersebut menjadi haus, akan tetapi, darah itu tetap adaa...
Keesokan harinya, perempuan itu terkejut apa bila pintu belakang > rumahnya di ketuk bertalu2 dan munculah nenek tua tersebut dan perempuan itu pun pengsan..
Setelah terbangun dari pengsan, lalu nenek tua itu pun menguhurkan benda yang berwarna biru... Perempuan itu bertanya kepada nenek tua itu "apa
ini...?"
Ni lah Sabun Basuh Cap Dynamo, letak kan sedikit dan kotoran akan hilang... err..yg ni adalah pakej percubaan aja,kalau nak yang besar, beli kat > kedai..... kat Giant pun ader!!!!
..............ahaks!!> hehehehhhhehehehh......
ShiTTalk Today! - Dem mah~ im also scared ma.. huhu~
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Malware> JambanMu.com, MacroMedia.10.exe, Flash.10.exe [Removal Guide]
Here i bring some solution to remove these little fukie dukie.. this fukie also fucked my laptop down.. anyway this virus called Malware special made from Malaysia.. Gud job! now most anti-virus crawler recognize Malaysian expertise huhu~
Solution:
- Use HijackThis to scan and then remove the entries that contain Flash.10.exe, JambaMu.com, MSN.msn
- Enable Folder Options that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Expand "Windows Components" -> Select "Windows Explorer" -> Double click "Removes the Folder Options menu item from the Tools menu" in the right panel -> Select Disabled - Folder Options should be appeared now, go to Folder Options -> Select "show hidden files and folders" & uncheck "hide protected operating system files"
- Go to C:\Windows\System32, delete Flash.10.exe, JambanMu.com, regedit.com, cmd.com, msconfig.com, ping.com, dxdiag.com
- Delete My Secret.fold in My Documents, New Song.lagu & New Video.vidz in My Music, aweks.pikz & seram.pikz in My Pictures
- Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\DAO\MSN.msn
- Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Macromedia.10.exe
- Enable regedit that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to registry editing tools" in the right panel -> Select Disabled - Enable command prompt(cmd) that disabled by the malware:
Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to the command prompt" in the right panel -> Select Disabled
- If you cannot delete the files and get messages like "cannot read from the source disk" or others that similar, probably your antivirus has blocked the access to these files, that's why you cannot move, delete or rename the files. Disable your antivirus and try again.
*regedit.exe and cmd.exe actually stay intact, it just disabled by the malware.
ShiTTalk Today! - I gotta format my baby becoz of these fukie dukie <
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Proton Autobots VS Produa Decepticon
Ratchcet Juara (Mickey Mouse)___________________________________
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Produa Decepticon
ShiTTalk Today! - Malaysian cars not really good in quality but if the cars do transform.. 1 crash kaputtttttttt.... no more spare part meh..
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Actors on blog
Irfan Khairi stat jd jutawan pun cuz die dduk dpn laptop die je(dlm umah)..
One Stop Brhd(MSC Status) punye Founders pun stat bisnes dari mIRC dgn 5 org kwn chatting..
Chatroom mIRC pun bile skali wat Gathering ada yg pakat wat bisnes serata Malaysia kini.
Selasih sebagai permulaan je tu... ni cite nk bgtau ni.. Filem melayu dulu penuh dengan kontreversi dan sandiwara gelak ketawa serta pengunaan bahasa yg meluat jugak org skang nak pakai, zaman P.Ramlee dlu boley la kalo nk cakap mcm tu tp dlu pun selambe je ckp bodo! n bahlul! sume tu tarak hal.. beberapa tahun sebelum ni baru aku dpt tgk sdikit perubahan pd filem2 Malaysia ni asalkan bukan dari Grand Brilliants Sdn Bhd tau kan? kalo tgk tv dorg nye dialog bunyi mcm ni "aku chentakan kau Roy! kenapa kau mempermainkan aku? kau kejam Roy! kau kejam!! ahhh~~ " da~ im thinking its dem~~ mah!!
Lari topik ni.. berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, mula2 aku xtau n kurang amek tau (xtau pape pun) stat dgn afdlin shauki, masa die blakon cite Soal Hati tu maseh kureng lg.. stat Buli pun boleh blah la.. mula aku pasan ade perubahan dlm cite die stat dari Buli Balik n Baik Punya Cilok! kini Sumolah apa2 jela(sapot beb aku tgk kat wayg cite tu) cite die mmg mempamerkan budaya yg sbnrnya ada kat Malaysia ni.. bdk2 ni je yg xpasan.. tu afdlin bru pakai culture jepun.. korg xtau kat Malaysia ni Korea,Bangla,Endon,Pakistan,Arab,Thailand,China,Hong Kong,Taiwan,Vietnam,Kuwait,Sudan,Jepun,India,Germany,Qatar,Myanmar,Laos, Sri Lanka, Africa,DelliFrance(hehe kire skali jgk la)... woah!!!! aku pun xsangka byk jgk rupenye ketegori warganegara dlm Malaysia ni.. korg pasan x? aku pasan.. penah aku g Hartamas kije kat sana dlu part time(jage kedai runcit pakcik aku je padahal) tp pelanggan yg dtg model2, pelakon2, org feymes2, yg style2, Jepun, India, Taiwan.. sume xnak ckp melayu.. smpai aku nk byr tiket parking pun tanye la kunon (kiss ass) "bang.. mesin ni bley masuk duit kertas(note) rm10 x?" pastu laki cina ni ckp.. "Im sorry i cant understand u!" pastu terpakse la aku speaking dgn die.. bla bla fla flu.. fluent jgk aku rupenye.. time SPM dlu dpt English aku C cuz kuat lawan ckp cikgu.main time die ajar.ponteng.kutuk selambe.tido.makan2. paling jahat aku wat pun time die marah aku wat pekak pastu de tye aku pura2 bisu.. tu yg die tensi dgn aku.. tp tu kire baik pe.. skang bdk2 tegur sket je cikgu yg kene lempang.. pdn la bdk2 makin pandai.. upnye kat skolah dorg yg ajar cikgu.. cikgu2 dikatanye buduh.. dlu dorg g skolah asyik kene rotan je.. da jd cikgu pun kene lagi..
Aku lari topik lg ke?adey tu la.. slalo masalah nk stat posting tp da stat byk la aku bebel.. afdlin cube bwk kotak kita kuar dr dlm fikiran... (Think out of the Box=kalo nk berfikir g cr kotak msuk kedalam dlu.. pastu kua blk n truskan berfikir)
What i really want to say is.. afdlin and his favorite actors has their own blog.. they put their moves and events there.. then they started create films.. afdlin shauki, bob lokman , patricks , yasmin ahmad and many more... so this is the conjunction from the first line..
ShiTTalk Today! - This post little bit delay cuz Dj's house was black out.. shit..
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
KOREA EDUCATIONAL VISIT PROGRAM 2007
down here i attach the list of organization..
Jawatan Kuasa Pelaksana KOREIV'07
Penasihat Program - Cik Haslinda @ Robita binti Hashim Puan Paridah binti Mohd Ali HEPA
Pengarah - Muhd Bashori bin Abu Bakar
Timb. Pengarah I - Mohd Hazaruddin bin Muhammad
Timb. Pengarah II - Dewi Haryani binti Sulaiman
Setiausaha - Haidar Akma binti Zainul Amri
Bendahari - Junaidi bin Zakaria
Unit Aktiviti - Nor Hafiza binti Hamidon
Unit Penajaan I - Mohd Ikhwan Saifulizam bin Roslan
Unit Penajaan 2 - Teoh Sun Jie
Unit Projek Khas - Shahfiran bin Sarifuddin
Unit Penyelidikan dan Makanan - Mohd Ramadan bin Mohd Khalid
Unit Dokumentasi - Mohd Norazam bin Md Aris
Unit Multimedia - Mohd Syafiq bin Bachok
Unit Cenderahati dan Kebudayaan - Khomathan A/L Valayetham
Unit Pengangkutan - Nor Fadzillah Hanis binti Abu Sulaiman
Unit Tugas-Tugas Khas - Lau Kah Choon
visit koreiv07 blog hereShiTTalk Today! - Julias Cesiar used to say veni,vedi,vince.. i come, i saw, i conquered.. but DJ version for these koreiv folks - they eatin, they shittin, they took pictures.. so they conquered..
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Long vocation
hate to say... im flying to kuching this 13th June... see ya!
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Politics.. politics.. politics...
1) 1st week of opening the competition the Announcement shows no hyperlink to the web site regarding about information on rules of regulation's competition... [ Only information to show off] tooks week for lazy ass ICT to fixed..
2) 2nd week they put the hyperlink on the Announcement page.. but the hyperlink doesnt linked to the target address.. still the lazy ass ICT work hard to fixed the problem and it took week to fixed... [ICT they work hard you know = Shit!!! ]
3) 3rd week almost 1 week left... the page is there.. the link also there... the information also there... only 2 weeks left for any participants to join the competition... they rules was very strict and only brings benefit to the Corporate Unit.. but fuk em...
4) All the talented and desired designers from UMP try their hard tp make the University logo sophisticated and present intellectual, solidarity, spiritual, global and all shit happen to be.. participants printed out all their desired logo by them self and using their own pocket's money.. color you know.. not gray scale...
5) The day for closing day - Any late submission will be rejected as the rules and regulation states.. but it happened to be, all submission was rejected cause the new logo was actually agreed before they start the competition... fuk em
lemme tell you the lies : If there was a competition should've be a Winner Announced! no winner instead they called several lecturers and staffs from several departments to work on the descriptions about the logo they've agreed before... captured alive motafukka!
Fakh the memBEBEL was right (go below link) its not RM100,000 spending for Marriot.. i've been to JW Marriot Putrajaya before and i know the situations there.. my friend work there la of cuz i know fukka! its worth then RM100,000 doesnt reach RM1M but the costing was between that range.. but the logo still sucks Fakh!!!
http://myspace-fakh.blogspot.com/2007/04/marriot-yg-mumbazir.html
*Dah la logo tu lukis pakai pembaris je.. xde seni lansung.. kotak petak+narrow

1- Segi menumpu bermaksud pemikiran yang narrow(org kampung)
2- Ada unsur gading gajah pada setengah V (mcm magnet je)
3- Topi Kuning tu topi utk graduan yg hebat2 blaka
4- yang bulatan keliling topi tu.. menunjuukan betapa peningnye kepala bdk2 ni blaja lelame kat UMP utk grad..
*da la dok kat pantai timur.. di cop narrow minded + logo pun narrow.. V for Vandetta sukka! not for UMP!! xtau la sapo design.. budjet mesti murah.. UMP ni pndai ckp jimat bile student request tp ske membazir wat program grand2 kat genting,marriot, vistana, bla bla shittin
PREVIOUS LOGO
Caption:walaupun mcm logo sekolah tp kire ok la ada ciri2 kepintaran yang ditunjukkan.. miss u UTEC!! tell you about this logo.. LIM KOK WENG yang design logo ni.. sbb KUKTEM dunggu g upah murah tu sbb nmpk mcm logo sekolah..*should've discuss first!
one of the rejected logo.. walaupun xla bgs kalo di compare dgn yg lain but we're looking for intelectual and spiritual design.. at least my proposed design recieve feedback 3 stars rating compared to new logo.. hahaha wattafuk!!
ShiTTalk Today! - Politics corrupted!
Friday, March 30, 2007
Being Smart is so Hard
ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..
Sunday, March 25, 2007
AUTOSHOW 2007
I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...
ShiTTalk Community! - Support ur Local Brand guys! we should be proud of Malaysian..
Akon support My Team
Wes Borland (former Limp Bizkit guitarist) support Our Local Band
Malaysian should support Malaysian Industries! Malaysia Boley!
NEW* ShiTTalk Community! for Advertising and Informations Rich
But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..


























