Sejarah Pendekar Laut ke Wira Tunggal

jeng jeng... tau knape komik ni jadi kegilaan ramai?

so ak nak masuk skit la ye... nak cite skit pasal wira tunggal dan cite sebelum dan selepas nya...


Pendekar Laut (Tiger Shark)

- cite tentang sorang jaguh bernama Pai Cheung Lang atau Pendekar Laut menentang sendiket Blue Dream. Jaguh2 utama time tu adalah Pendekar Laut, Orga, Jerung Raksasa, Blue Dream dan lain2. Ending cite, Orga kalahkan Pendekar Laut n Pendekar Laut mati tapi Orga hidupkan dia balik kerana fikir akan effect life adik pompuan Orga (Hitomi) yang juga Girlfriend P.Laut. Sebab P.Laut ambil berat sgt pasal Hitomi.


Pendekar Laut (Generasi 2)

- kemunculan jaguh baru seperti Penjejak Neraka dan 2 org anak P.Laut (Zonan n Xinan). Kalo nak cite pasal power, Penjejak Neraka memang no.1, kalo tak pasal mati awal kena bunuh ngan Orga n serang hendap Blue Dream mesti dia dah tawan dunia nih. Zonan anak angkat Penjejak Neraka sambung impiannya utk terajui Kota Cakerawala. Ending cite, Xinan kalahkan Zonan pas2 P.Laut dtg tolong Zonan tapi dibunuh Xinan gak. Zonan kurang kuasa kerana jantungnya rosak teruk. Orga? Dia 'mati' dibunuh P.Laut kat bulan (Tapi tak mati pun) Blue Dream? Hidup lagi.

Start Generasi ni ada kuasa yang di idamkan jaguh di seluruh dunia sampai la Wira Tunggal iaitu Kuasa Tahap Kesempurnaan. Hanya 3 org saja yang capai tahap ni kat generasi nih. P.Laut, Orga n Penjejak Neraka. Tapi P.Laut n P.Neraka MATI kecuali Orga


Pendekar Laut (Generasi 3)

- Zaman anak Pendekar Laut n Cucu nya (Zogun n Xiten- dua2 nih anak Zonan Dan Xibo - anak Xinan) Tapi Xiten anggap Xinan macam ayah dia. Zaman nih semua dah power- power dah, macam Sang Hitam ngan Kuasa Asura dia, Xinan, Jerung Raksasa, Zonan dan jaguh baru iaitu Dewa Bulan. Pasal lawan2 tok sah cite la, memang banyak lah aksi bertumbuk diaorg. Ending Zonan LAWAN Xinan, Zonan menang ngan kuasa 1 juta hp serta juara tempur tidak terhingga. Zonan juga Digelar JAGUH TERHEBAT dlm sejarah n cakerawala sejak itu.

Kat sini muncul 1 gelanggang lawan yang terhebat dlm sejarah (Zonan VS Xinan) iaitu Planet Zuhal (dah jadi separuh pun). Sampai Isu Wira Tunggal hanya ada 2 je gelanggang lawan dlm sejarah iaitu Bulan (Orga VS P.Laut) n Zuhal.


Cite lepas Pendekar Laut n Sebelum Wira Tunggal

Rennie iaitu awek Sang Hitam serang bumi ngan Berjuta2 Robot Germ n Senjata Indera Keramat. Zogun muncul n menang (Ramai Org ingat Zogun yang cipta Senjata Indera Keramat tapi Rennie yang cipta sebenar nya. Zogun tu ubah suai je senjata tu). Kunci utk S.I.Keramat ialah anting2 dr P.Neraka (Bagi kat) Zonan (Bagi kat) Zogun N lepas tu dpt kat sesapa saja n Zaman Wira Tunggal dapat kat Wunan.


Habis Cite Pendekar Laut, n ada lagi cite pasal cucu cicit sebelum cite Wira Tunggal. Tapi ak tak nak cite la pasal tu.


Wira Tunggal (Warlord)

- Ramai org tau cite nih. Aku bagi skit la. First cite org rebut Senjata Indera Keramat n Falsafah Neraka. Pastu dtg cite Raksasa Raja Syaitan n Robot Germ. Pastu dtg cite Empayar Blue Dream lak. Pastu dtg Zaman Baru lak, Wunan jahat nyer Zaman. Sebenar nya Wunan ada dwi ragam iaitu 2 sifat- baik n jahat. Dua2 sifat ni berebut nak kawal budan induk. Pastu dia ada power hidup kekal abadi. Cite dia panjang sgt la. Baca sendiri la kalo nak tau. Ada 300 isu. panjang cite tp Wunan mati lol.. walaupun die nmpak idup tp itu adalah sang asura yang menjelma sebagai Wunan untuk memastikan ketika kekalahanWunan dengan Sang Asura ketika perlawanan terakhir Wira Tempur bumi no 1.. kerana Sang Asura xmau penduduk Bumi berpecah belah akibat kemenangan die.. demi keamanan sedia ada sewaktu pemerintahan Wunan.. Asura sbnrnye wira tempur bumi no 1...

Wira Tunggal Phoenix (Warlord Phoenix)

- Zaman 200,000 taun lepas Zaman Wunan, tapi bila kuar Wira Tunggal Infiniti saya rasa WTP ni tak de kena mengena ngan P.L, WT dan WTI coz bukan Wan Yat Leung yang buat tapi Tang Chi Fai (W.Y.L penasihat je) n sejarah pasal P.L n WT tak banyak kuar (rasanya dlm satu isu je kot. Tu pun 1 or 2 muka surat je) n yang lain2 pun ade jugaj selit kire kembali imbas masa silam sket la... isu ni lebih kepada market... tu pasal sume2 hero2 encem2..

Wira Tunggal Infiniti (Warlord Aero)

- Cite yang tgh jalan skrg kat Malaysia (Kat HK dah habis ada 60 isu semua... Best2 best... Bawah link gambar 6 isu ter akhir kat HK. Skang da ade versi jilid dalam pasaran lg gempak kalo nak susun kat rak almari anda!

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Wira Tunggal (Warlord Tiger.Hell)

- Cite tgh jalan kat HK skrg. kat Malaysia da x kuar lagi koz skang da wat versi jilid da.. complete sume2... bawah link gambar dari isu 1 sampai 20 je la.. yg len ak sedang bikin nant kasi la satu lg sambungan khas utk WT je Semua ada, Pendekar Laut, Wunan, Penjejak Neraka, Tenfung, Feisha, Harimau Kumbang n Lain Lain.

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P/S: Kerabat DiRaja Pai dtg dari nama 'Pai' Cheung Lang (nama asal Pendekar Laut) Hanya anak n cucu dia je tak de Pai kat depan nama mcam Zonan, Xinan N Zogun Nak tgk semua jaguh lawan... petik dari oceancomic ni...

POSTER TEASER WIRA TUNGGAL PHEONIX

Wira Tempur Bumi - HOPE (comic world)

Wira Tempur Bumi - HOPE (real world)

ShiTTalk Today! - haha~ dun get mad oraitte... just teasing...

Virus - Virtual Card For You

BACALAH DENGAN SEGERA, KIRIMKANLAH PESAN INI KE SEMUA NAMA DALAM DAFTAR ALAMAT ANDA. VIRUS PALING JAHAT DARI YANG PERNAH ADA



Satu virus baru ditemui, dan digolongkan oleh Microsoft sebagai yang paling merosakkan!Virus itu ditemui oleh McAfee, dan belum ditemukan vaksin untuk mengalahkannya.






Virus ini merosakkan Zero dari Sektor hard disc, yang menyimpan fungsi maklumat penting.



Virus ini berjalan sebagai berikut :



1. secara automatik virus ini akan terkirim ke semua nama dalam daftar alamat anda dengan judul “Sebuah Kad Untuk Anda� ( Une Carte Pour Vous , atau A Card For You )



2. apabila kad virtual itu terbuka, virus itu akan membekukan komputer sehingga penggunanya harus memulainya kembali; kalau anda menekan CTRL+ALT+DEL atau perintah untuk restart, virus itu akan merosakkan Zero dari Sektor Boot hard disk, sehingga hard disk akan rosak sepenuhnya..



Menurut CNN, virus itu dalam beberapa jam sudah menimbulkan kepanikan di New York.


Peringatan ini telah diterima oleh pegawai Microsoft sendiri. Jangan membuka e-mail dengan judul “Sebuah kad virtual untuk Anda� ( Une Carte Virtuelle Pour Vous atau A Virtual Card For You ).



Kirimkan pesan ini kepada semua teman anda. Saya rasa bahawa sebagian besar orang, seperti saya sendiri, lebih suka mendapat peringatan ini 25 kali daripada tidak sama sekali.


AWAS!!!





Jangan terima contact "pti_bout_de_ chou @hotmail.com" . Ini virus yang akan memformat komputer anda. Kirimkan pesan ini ke semua orang yang ada di dalam daftar alamat anda.

Kalau anda tidak melakukannya dan salah seorang teman anda memasukkannya dalam

daftar alamatnya,

komputer anda juga akan terkena



referensi:

http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBMalCode.shtml


http://www.sophos.com/security/hoaxes/virtualcard.html


http://www.hoax-slayer.com/virtual-card-virus-hoax.html


http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp?id=description&virus_k=98893

http://www.symantec.com/security_response/writeup.jsp?docid=2001-011015-3610- 99&tabid=2

Virus - Virtual Card For You

BACALAH DENGAN SEGERA, KIRIMKANLAH PESAN INI KE SEMUA NAMA DALAM DAFTAR ALAMAT ANDA. VIRUS PALING JAHAT DARI YANG PERNAH ADA



Satu virus baru ditemui, dan digolongkan oleh Microsoft sebagai yang paling merosakkan!Virus itu ditemui oleh McAfee, dan belum ditemukan vaksin untuk mengalahkannya.






Virus ini merosakkan Zero dari Sektor hard disc, yang menyimpan fungsi maklumat penting.



Virus ini berjalan sebagai berikut :



1. secara automatik virus ini akan terkirim ke semua nama dalam daftar alamat anda dengan judul “Sebuah Kad Untuk Anda� ( Une Carte Pour Vous , atau A Card For You )



2. apabila kad virtual itu terbuka, virus itu akan membekukan komputer sehingga penggunanya harus memulainya kembali; kalau anda menekan CTRL+ALT+DEL atau perintah untuk restart, virus itu akan merosakkan Zero dari Sektor Boot hard disk, sehingga hard disk akan rosak sepenuhnya..



Menurut CNN, virus itu dalam beberapa jam sudah menimbulkan kepanikan di New York.


Peringatan ini telah diterima oleh pegawai Microsoft sendiri. Jangan membuka e-mail dengan judul “Sebuah kad virtual untuk Anda� ( Une Carte Virtuelle Pour Vous atau A Virtual Card For You ).



Kirimkan pesan ini kepada semua teman anda. Saya rasa bahawa sebagian besar orang, seperti saya sendiri, lebih suka mendapat peringatan ini 25 kali daripada tidak sama sekali.


AWAS!!!





Jangan terima contact "pti_bout_de_ chou @hotmail.com" . Ini virus yang akan memformat komputer anda. Kirimkan pesan ini ke semua orang yang ada di dalam daftar alamat anda.

Kalau anda tidak melakukannya dan salah seorang teman anda memasukkannya dalam

daftar alamatnya,

komputer anda juga akan terkena



referensi:

http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBMalCode.shtml


http://www.sophos.com/security/hoaxes/virtualcard.html


http://www.hoax-slayer.com/virtual-card-virus-hoax.html


http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp?id=description&virus_k=98893

http://www.symantec.com/security_response/writeup.jsp?docid=2001-011015-3610- 99&tabid=2

Marriage sweetness Timeline

Sebelum Tido:
6 minggu: Selamat tido Sayaaang, mimpi
indah-2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: Tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun: Sana sikit lah... Tido kalau
tak mengepit tak bole ker???!

Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: Tak apa, U masuk ler dulu, I
tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: Masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: Brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu
digegar), kalau nak bertapa pilah gunung
ledang sana!!!

Balas SMS:
6 minggu: Iye Sayang, jap lagi I sampai
rumah. Sayang, I belikan murtabak
favourit e U ye Sayang..
6 bulan: Trafik jam aah
6 tahun: K..

Dating process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun: Iyalah!! kalau I tak cintakan
U, buat apa I nikah dengan U???

Pulang Kerje:
6 minggu: Sayaaang, I dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun: Masak apa hari ini??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu: Sayang, I harap U suka cincin
yang I beli untuk U ni
6 bulan: I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai
dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 tahun: Nih duit, U beli sendirilah apa
yg U nak..

Telefon :
6 minggu: Baby, ada yang ingin berbual
ngan U di telefon nih
6 bulan: Eh... Your call...
6 tahun: WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH....
ANGKA T AAAAAHHH!!!

M asakan:
6 minggu: Wah, tak sangka I, pandai U
masak.Rasa pun sedappp...!!!
6 bulan: Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun: HAH!! LAUK INI LAGI?

Memaafk an:
6 minggu: Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah
pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,eh
6 bulan: Hati-hati, nanti jatuh tuh.
6 tahun: Orang dah bilang berkali-2 pon
tak paham!!

Baju baru:
6 minggu: Aduh sayang, U seperti
bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 bulan: Lah... Beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahun: DAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU
TU???

Merancangkan Holiday:
6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita
jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg
U nak honey?
6 bulan: Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje
ler... Senang sikit tak perlu naik flight...
6 tahun: JALAN-JALAN??? DUDUK RUMAH AJE
TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JE!

TV:
6 minggu: Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa
malam ini?
6 bulan : Sekejap eh, citer bagus ah.
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR-2 BOLE TAK..


ShiTTalk Today! - Watafuk dude.. its pretty real n fun too.. so 'play safe' before 'riding' marriage sucks

Message From PLUS HIGHWAY

If happen to be to meet this car try to get away and dont dare to do something stupid just drive ur dem car away or try to find safe area.. it'll be good if u guys just go to Police station nearer...

ISWARA (BLUE)
Plate Registration:

WFK 6929
WHN 8719
BWB 9325
BEB 8734
BEB 8320
BEB 8323

PROTON WIRA
Plate registration

WKT 5371



*Word from PLUS.

Kenderaan-kenderaan terbabit adalah kenderaan yang digunakan oleh penjenayah-penjenayah/ peragut/ pembunuh yang bergerak aktif di sekitar PJ dan Lembah Kelang.

Tuan/ Puan diharap berhati-hati dan keselamatan anda tanggungjawab anda.

Share the info

Norlia Mohammad
Legal and Secretarial Support Department
PLUS Expressways Berhad
Ext: 4911



ShiTTalk Today! - Drive safe and careful! dun get ur ass kicked! raya is around the corner! remember ur loved ones!

Kisah Benar di Ampang

Kisah benar yang berlaku 2 tahun lepas(diceritakan oleh kawan baik kepada lelaki yang bernama Amir (nama samaran)...utkdijadikan teladan bagi kita yg masih hidup.

Kawan aku ni seorang salesman kereta, bercinta dgn seorang anak jutawan di Area Bukit Antarabangsa. Malangnya, percintaan ini ditolak kerana kawan aku ini seorang salesman kereta. Satu malam, mereka bercadang utk melarikan diri. Selepas berjaya melarikan diri, bapak perempuan ni sedar akan kehilangan anak perempuan kesayangan dan telah membuat laporan polis dan juga telah membuat iklan di akhbar tempatan dgn mengatakan dia akan menerima teman lelakinya itu jika dia balik ke rumah.

Bila mendengar berita ini, perempuan itu balik ke rumahnya di bukit antarabangsa dan keluarga pihak permpuan itu pun menerima lelaki ini dengan seadanya. Enam bulan kemudian, mereka bercadang utk berkahwin dan persiapan utk majis perkahwinan itu sedang disediakan.

Nak dijadikkan cerita, Semasa Lelaki ini pergi membeli Kentaki kat Ampang Point, dia kena langgar kereta di hadapan perempuan tersebut dan keesokan harinya lelaki itu pun dikebumikan. Kejadian ini amatlah meyedihkan perempuan tersebut kerana tinggal beberapa hari sahaja lagi perempuan itu hendak berkahwin dgn lelaki kesayangannya.

Pada satu malam, ibu perempuan ini mendapat mimpi, Seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. Tapi, ibu perempuan tersebut tidak mengendahkannya.

Malam berikutnya, Ayah perempuan tersebut pula menerima mimpi yang sama iaitu seorang nenek tua meminta utk membersihkan percikan darah di baju pengantin perempuan itu, kalau tidak, sesuatu yang akan buruk akan berlaku. akan tetapi, ayah perempuan tersebut jugak tidak megendahkannya.

Malam ke tiga, -perempuan itu pula menerima mimpi yang sama seperti ayah dan ibunya dan diceritakan mimpi tersebut kepada kedua ibu dan ayahnya. Dalam ketakutan y ang amat sangat, dia pun pergi membasuh baju itu dan macam mana kuat dia basuh pun, darah tetap ada...

Malam keempat, dia mendapat mimpi yang serupa.. Seorang nenek tua menyuruh dia membasuh darah itu bersih2 dan jika tidak, malang akan menantinya..Bia bangun, perempuan itu pun terus menyental baju tersebut sehingga kain tersebut menjadi haus, akan tetapi, darah itu tetap adaa...

Keesokan harinya, perempuan itu terkejut apa bila pintu belakang > rumahnya di ketuk bertalu2 dan munculah nenek tua tersebut dan perempuan itu pun pengsan..

Setelah terbangun dari pengsan, lalu nenek tua itu pun menguhurkan benda yang berwarna biru... Perempuan itu bertanya kepada nenek tua itu "apa
ini...?"







Ni lah Sabun Basuh Cap Dynamo, letak kan sedikit dan kotoran akan hilang... err..yg ni adalah pakej percubaan aja,kalau nak yang besar, beli kat > kedai..... kat Giant pun ader!!!!
..............ahaks!!> hehehehhhhehehehh......

ShiTTalk Today! - Dem mah~ im also scared ma.. huhu~

Malware> JambanMu.com, MacroMedia.10.exe, Flash.10.exe [Removal Guide]

Here i bring some solution to remove these little fukie dukie.. this fukie also fucked my laptop down.. anyway this virus called Malware special made from Malaysia.. Gud job! now most anti-virus crawler recognize Malaysian expertise huhu~

Solution:

1. Use HijackThis to scan and then remove the entries that contain Flash.10.exe, JambaMu.com, MSN.msn


2. Enable Folder Options that disabled by the malware:
   Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Expand "Windows Components" -> Select "Windows Explorer" -> Double click "Removes the Folder Options menu item from the Tools menu" in the right panel -> Select Disabled


3. Folder Options should be appeared now, go to Folder Options -> Select "show hidden files and folders" & uncheck "hide protected operating system files"


4. Go to C:\Windows\System32, delete Flash.10.exe, JambanMu.com, regedit.com, cmd.com, msconfig.com, ping.com, dxdiag.com


5. Delete My Secret.fold in My Documents, New Song.lagu & New Video.vidz in My Music, aweks.pikz & seram.pikz in My Pictures


6. Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\DAO\MSN.msn


7. Delete C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Macromedia.10.exe


- If you cannot delete the files and get messages like "cannot read from the source disk" or others that similar, probably your antivirus has blocked the access to these files, that's why you cannot move, delete or rename the files. Disable your antivirus and try again.

*regedit.exe and cmd.exe actually stay intact, it just disabled by the malware.

8. Enable regedit that disabled by the malware:
   Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to registry editing tools" in the right panel -> Select Disabled


9. Enable command prompt(cmd) that disabled by the malware:
   Go to Run -> Type gpedit.msc -> Expand "User Configuration" -> Expand "Administrative Templates" -> Select "System" -> Double click "Prevent access to the command prompt" in the right panel -> Select Disabled

If you guys have any question just leave comment here or IM me..


ShiTTalk Today! - I gotta format my baby becoz of these fukie dukie <> shittt~~~

Proton Autobots VS Produa Decepticon

All the Transformers were excited to know more if all types of car can really transforms into bot machine.. so here's a little transformation of Malaysian cars into Transformers.. pretty amazing but look fucking wierd too.. if u had any better imagination make it look better then..

Proton Autobots

Optimus Perdana V6

Waja-Bee

Savvy Jazz

Ratchcet Juara (Mickey Mouse)
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Produa Decepticon

Myvi Barricade

KancilTron (Megatron) ?? y small?

ShiTTalk Today! - Malaysian cars not really good in quality but if the cars do transform.. 1 crash kaputtttttttt.... no more spare part meh..

Actors on blog

Bill Gates punye sejarah masa nak wat Microsoftener dulu die stat dgn partner die kat blakang umah je..
Irfan Khairi stat jd jutawan pun cuz die dduk dpn laptop die je(dlm umah)..
One Stop Brhd(MSC Status) punye Founders pun stat bisnes dari mIRC dgn 5 org kwn chatting..
Chatroom mIRC pun bile skali wat Gathering ada yg pakat wat bisnes serata Malaysia kini.

Selasih sebagai permulaan je tu... ni cite nk bgtau ni.. Filem melayu dulu penuh dengan kontreversi dan sandiwara gelak ketawa serta pengunaan bahasa yg meluat jugak org skang nak pakai, zaman P.Ramlee dlu boley la kalo nk cakap mcm tu tp dlu pun selambe je ckp bodo! n bahlul! sume tu tarak hal.. beberapa tahun sebelum ni baru aku dpt tgk sdikit perubahan pd filem2 Malaysia ni asalkan bukan dari Grand Brilliants Sdn Bhd tau kan? kalo tgk tv dorg nye dialog bunyi mcm ni "aku chentakan kau Roy! kenapa kau mempermainkan aku? kau kejam Roy! kau kejam!! ahhh~~ " da~ im thinking its dem~~ mah!!

Lari topik ni.. berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, mula2 aku xtau n kurang amek tau (xtau pape pun) stat dgn afdlin shauki, masa die blakon cite Soal Hati tu maseh kureng lg.. stat Buli pun boleh blah la.. mula aku pasan ade perubahan dlm cite die stat dari Buli Balik n Baik Punya Cilok! kini Sumolah apa2 jela(sapot beb aku tgk kat wayg cite tu) cite die mmg mempamerkan budaya yg sbnrnya ada kat Malaysia ni.. bdk2 ni je yg xpasan.. tu afdlin bru pakai culture jepun.. korg xtau kat Malaysia ni Korea,Bangla,Endon,Pakistan,Arab,Thailand,China,Hong Kong,Taiwan,Vietnam,Kuwait,Sudan,Jepun,India,Germany,Qatar,Myanmar,Laos, Sri Lanka, Africa,DelliFrance(hehe kire skali jgk la)... woah!!!! aku pun xsangka byk jgk rupenye ketegori warganegara dlm Malaysia ni.. korg pasan x? aku pasan.. penah aku g Hartamas kije kat sana dlu part time(jage kedai runcit pakcik aku je padahal) tp pelanggan yg dtg model2, pelakon2, org feymes2, yg style2, Jepun, India, Taiwan.. sume xnak ckp melayu.. smpai aku nk byr tiket parking pun tanye la kunon (kiss ass) "bang.. mesin ni bley masuk duit kertas(note) rm10 x?" pastu laki cina ni ckp.. "Im sorry i cant understand u!" pastu terpakse la aku speaking dgn die.. bla bla fla flu.. fluent jgk aku rupenye.. time SPM dlu dpt English aku C cuz kuat lawan ckp cikgu.main time die ajar.ponteng.kutuk selambe.tido.makan2. paling jahat aku wat pun time die marah aku wat pekak pastu de tye aku pura2 bisu.. tu yg die tensi dgn aku.. tp tu kire baik pe.. skang bdk2 tegur sket je cikgu yg kene lempang.. pdn la bdk2 makin pandai.. upnye kat skolah dorg yg ajar cikgu.. cikgu2 dikatanye buduh.. dlu dorg g skolah asyik kene rotan je.. da jd cikgu pun kene lagi..

Aku lari topik lg ke?adey tu la.. slalo masalah nk stat posting tp da stat byk la aku bebel.. afdlin cube bwk kotak kita kuar dr dlm fikiran... (Think out of the Box=kalo nk berfikir g cr kotak msuk kedalam dlu.. pastu kua blk n truskan berfikir)

What i really want to say is.. afdlin and his favorite actors has their own blog.. they put their moves and events there.. then they started create films.. afdlin shauki, bob lokman , patricks , yasmin ahmad and many more... so this is the conjunction from the first line..


ShiTTalk Today! - This post little bit delay cuz Dj's house was black out.. shit..

KOREA EDUCATIONAL VISIT PROGRAM 2007

They named it as Koreiv07.. the interesting part about this whole shit is, they work so fuking hard to make shit happens, i've been withnessing how they run the projects, yet try every single chances to make it done before they shittin at Korea, one work to be proud of.. now these geeks shown all their working progress on the blog.. as DJ.. im just shout shittin out loud. Doesnt need me to go there or anybody else to watch the events but when you people going somewhere out of your asshole bounty you stand proud represent your bounty.. bounty means 'country' la.. so called 'anak Malaysia!' and Malaysia Boleh!.. bla~ bal~ huhu.. above all fellas.. im writing here cuz its worth it..

down here i attach the list of organization..

Jawatan Kuasa Pelaksana KOREIV'07

Penasihat Program - Cik Haslinda @ Robita binti Hashim Puan Paridah binti Mohd Ali HEPA

Pengarah - Muhd Bashori bin Abu Bakar

Timb. Pengarah I - Mohd Hazaruddin bin Muhammad

Timb. Pengarah II - Dewi Haryani binti Sulaiman

Setiausaha - Haidar Akma binti Zainul Amri

Bendahari - Junaidi bin Zakaria

Unit Aktiviti - Nor Hafiza binti Hamidon

Unit Penajaan I - Mohd Ikhwan Saifulizam bin Roslan

Unit Penajaan 2 - Teoh Sun Jie

Unit Projek Khas - Shahfiran bin Sarifuddin

Unit Penyelidikan dan Makanan - Mohd Ramadan bin Mohd Khalid

Unit Dokumentasi - Mohd Norazam bin Md Aris

Unit Multimedia - Mohd Syafiq bin Bachok

Unit Cenderahati dan Kebudayaan - Khomathan A/L Valayetham

Unit Pengangkutan - Nor Fadzillah Hanis binti Abu Sulaiman

Unit Tugas-Tugas Khas - Lau Kah Choon

visit koreiv07 blog here

ShiTTalk Today! - Julias Cesiar used to say veni,vedi,vince.. i come, i saw, i conquered.. but DJ version for these koreiv folks - they eatin, they shittin, they took pictures.. so they conquered..

Long vocation

Sorry for not updating my blog.. i've been very2 busy with my short semester and final year project and hate to tell net sucks as i moved to another phase... neway i try to arrange my blog post for new look with lots of cool shits happen while im not updating.. wait for more to come guys.. anyway thanks for vishittting my blog... salute!!!

hate to say... im flying to kuching this 13th June... see ya!

Politics.. politics.. politics...

Ya'll know when the status changed the management should be changed too.. well its not the same situation by looking at one perspective.. lemme share with you guys something.. they [Corporate Unit] opened a "Logo Competition for Re branding the University" only one month period time to submit the logo from talented and desired designers from UMP itself including the lazy staff as well.. students here they're good.. very active to join-in any single activities ( true what?? not shittin ok.. fuk those lazy ass..) the phase goes like this :-

1) 1st week of opening the competition the Announcement shows no hyperlink to the web site regarding about information on rules of regulation's competition... [ Only information to show off] tooks week for lazy ass ICT to fixed..
2) 2nd week they put the hyperlink on the Announcement page.. but the hyperlink doesnt linked to the target address.. still the lazy ass ICT work hard to fixed the problem and it took week to fixed... [ICT they work hard you know = Shit!!! ]
3) 3rd week almost 1 week left... the page is there.. the link also there... the information also there... only 2 weeks left for any participants to join the competition... they rules was very strict and only brings benefit to the Corporate Unit.. but fuk em...
4) All the talented and desired designers from UMP try their hard tp make the University logo sophisticated and present intellectual, solidarity, spiritual, global and all shit happen to be.. participants printed out all their desired logo by them self and using their own pocket's money.. color you know.. not gray scale...
5) The day for closing day - Any late submission will be rejected as the rules and regulation states.. but it happened to be, all submission was rejected cause the new logo was actually agreed before they start the competition... fuk em

lemme tell you the lies : If there was a competition should've be a Winner Announced! no winner instead they called several lecturers and staffs from several departments to work on the descriptions about the logo they've agreed before... captured alive motafukka!

Fakh the memBEBEL was right (go below link) its not RM100,000 spending for Marriot.. i've been to JW Marriot Putrajaya before and i know the situations there.. my friend work there la of cuz i know fukka! its worth then RM100,000 doesnt reach RM1M but the costing was between that range.. but the logo still sucks Fakh!!!

http://myspace-fakh.blogspot.com/2007/04/marriot-yg-mumbazir.html

*Dah la logo tu lukis pakai pembaris je.. xde seni lansung.. kotak petak+narrow

NEW LOGO

Caption:
1- Segi menumpu bermaksud pemikiran yang narrow(org kampung)
2- Ada unsur gading gajah pada setengah V (mcm magnet je)
3- Topi Kuning tu topi utk graduan yg hebat2 blaka
4- yang bulatan keliling topi tu.. menunjuukan betapa peningnye kepala bdk2 ni blaja lelame kat UMP utk grad..

*da la dok kat pantai timur.. di cop narrow minded + logo pun narrow.. V for Vandetta sukka! not for UMP!! xtau la sapo design.. budjet mesti murah.. UMP ni pndai ckp jimat bile student request tp ske membazir wat program grand2 kat genting,marriot, vistana, bla bla shittin


PREVIOUS LOGO

Caption:walaupun mcm logo sekolah tp kire ok la ada ciri2 kepintaran yang ditunjukkan.. miss u UTEC!! tell you about this logo.. LIM KOK WENG yang design logo ni.. sbb KUKTEM dunggu g upah murah tu sbb nmpk mcm logo sekolah..

*should've discuss first!

DESIRED LOGOCaption:
one of the rejected logo.. walaupun xla bgs kalo di compare dgn yg lain but we're looking for intelectual and spiritual design.. at least my proposed design recieve feedback 3 stars rating compared to new logo.. hahaha wattafuk!!

ShiTTalk Today! - Mess with fire you`ll burn alive.. mess with water you'll drown to death.. know your player you messed up with!

ShiTTalk Today! - Politics corrupted!

Being Smart is so Hard

the day of power electronics test 2... so bad cause its hard.. sucking brain for 1hour and half but nothing can be proud of...


ShiTTalk Today! - Study = Failed ! Dont Worry.. Dj was C student.. cuz Dj used to be Kiss Ass too..

AUTOSHOW 2007

The day i went to Terengganu for AUTOSHOW 2007 at Dataran Syah Bandar, ya'll know what? it happen to be my first time involving in automobile field show.. no wonder la i sounds so stupid when i talk about bling bling on rims.. dude.. this is Malaysia not New York! my friend ask me.. "dude! when you will show us your own fancy bling bling car?" da~~ they got me! then i said " I couldn't afford to buy a bicycles then how I'm going to buy a car?" then i laugh... shit.... well i dont really care about car or bike.. i love public transport! wahaha~

I'd never experience this but after met this guy ( mat kreta) i laern a lot.. they such a nice guy sharing knowledge and they want Malaysia to be up front...

ShiTTalk Community! - Support ur Local Brand guys! we should be proud of Malaysian..

Akon support My Team
Wes Borland (former Limp Bizkit guitarist) support Our Local Band

Malaysian should support Malaysian Industries! Malaysia Boley!

NEW* ShiTTalk Community! for Advertising and Informations Rich


But here i have some picture that i would like to share with you guys..

Caption: Election Campaign Truck.. no wonder Gov wins all the time.. hihi

Caption: Small but ShTTin outLoud!

Caption: First winner Fancy car.. dude ur car is rock!

Caption: Andy's car Monster Speedo.. he dont let me looked but he let me drove his car

Caption: AUTOSHOW's Chicks! u girls rock too!

Caption: Masjid Terapung.. one of Terengganu attractive structures

Caption: Old School rider front line

Caption: Scoots runner up.. damn! orange scoot wins the first place

Caption: what on earth? to high to ride.. shit..

Caption: Im going back girls.. thanks to all of u.
(Lin, Erin, Myza munchy, - , Shima, Hanim, Miza)

ShiTTalk Today! - Live life to the fullest! im too rich too waste my time!

ShiTTalk Community! - Support Our Local Brand!

Final Year Project a.k.a. PSM = Sucks!

damn... mah!!!

i'd never tought that PSM can kill me.. siot la.. elok2 aku tgh ade mood nk ber ShiTTalk Blog ni net lak asyik putus2 + typing error.. laptop kecik tapi jari besar2.. kan da payah.. 3tahun aku train pun xley gak.. kaldai tul

mlalut lak.. sje nk bangkitkan kemarahan dihati.. back to our story.. PSM=Sucks... Slalo je kene reject dari proposal nye seminar nye report nye.. shibai tul.. da la kena tukar topik cuz project lama xsesuai untuk degree level.. master kot? wateva la.. janji ShiT! tp apa yg aku blajar dari PSM ni adalah Kiss Ass smata2.. pe lagi weh? admit jela bdk2 lain pun ramai je yg benggap2 dari aku.. this blog lari language la.. This is truly ShiTTalk wut?? all bout shittin happen.. it usual that we learn something from FYP cuz its sucking blood.. i dare to take FYP for this semester( special case reassign) cuz i got "ball" ya'll know ball? not football or basketball or etc.. BALLS or Balla..  damn.. today i just submitted my FYP report.. very hard u know.. lost my quality time on bed.. hate this shit!!

ShiTTalk Today! - No emo2 la.. not gud for health!!

Shower Boy! to the Rescue!!!

The View of Beautiful Pool Cat: Cepat la Ja' aku xsabar nk mandi ni

Nas: Hihihi Lek r Cat japgi kite terjun la
Fred: ko bukan xreti brenang ke Cat?
Ja': Oii! aku pun nk masuk dlm gambar gak...

Its been a long time Dj and friend haven't go to pool for swimming... But during UMP's desert time we went to the State Swimming Pool located at Indera Mahkota Kuantan near Shahputra laa to be spesifik sket.. for enterence RM2.00 for 2hours and RM2.50 during weekends and nights.. here the timetable :-

Enterence Fee

Morning to Evening (every 2hours) Night 6.30-8.30
Monday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Tuesday_____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Wednesday __________RM2_________________RM2.50
Thursday ___________RM2_________________RM2.50
Friday _____________RM2_________________RM2.50
Patolo (Saturday)_____RM2.50_______________RM2.50
Patandey(Sunday)____RM2.50_______________RM2.50



bukan slalo dpt mandi pool ni.. nak nak kalo da lame x g.. bayar jela whats the diff?? if ya'll go to pee ya'll must pay 20cent ( lower price as known so far) but RM2.00 including pee in the pool is not a big deal to us... plus we can pee many time we want! same do others laa dey all yg mandi pool tu pun same jgk pee je buat muke sposen tetibe air kuning berselerak... but no shittin around la if not water polution ma.. cannot la.. respect sket la.. pee and drink only! no shittin inside pool (fart can la)

Most Wanted Swimmers!

Team Shower Boy ditubuhkan serta merta bagi menghormati situasi UMP's desert time!

content - Parental Advisory

Formation Team

ShiTTalk Today! - Sambil menyelam minum air kencing sendiri! muahahaha

Memorial of Telok Chempedak

17 March 07

shiT happen when dila aka "fara" and sara missed their bus to KL at 3.30pm.. haha the 1 who responsible for this shit.. cuz weoll used to drive slow like siput.. then they have to buy another tickets at 5.30pm wakaka padan muka! so while waiting for the bus we decided to go to TC for a walk and ice cream..

tell ya'll about dila and sara.. this chick's nice and senget for temporary long.. well it doesnt matter.. they come to UMP to pay a visits cuz they sucked up with their working life and they missed us so much! did i say it out loud? for time being, every shits happen during our trip..
well what can Dj's do? shiT gone wild!
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Caption: Lazy asses

Dila : ai penat la woi.. xlarat da ni
Fred : aku pun da mengah da ni... oksigen.. oksigen... fuh
Sara : dila ape ni xkan da pancit kot..
Nas : payah tul.. nak angkat berat cam jin.. (posing jap)

















Caption: TC's Monkey gone Wild looking for food!

Nas : Uuua aaa akk akkkkkk ak akkkk!!!! geeez


















Caption: Mangsa Tsunami terdampar

Inn : dilla.. tarik aku naikkk...
Dila : jap.. jap.. meh aku tangkap gambar ko dulu.. hihihi
Nas : pungkok berat cane nak tarik naik.. dila pasni tangkap gambar aku lak
Sara : Weh!! ade orang tengah "wiwit" la kat semak tu.. jom skodeng..

















Caption: Model jam-Polo USA.

Fred : Inn asl ko sebok2 ni!! grrr
Inn : bia la aku pun nk glamor jugak

















Caption: Sweet sour package.. pink, gray and black..

Dila: sara aku nk sket air ko tu..
Inn: weh aku pun nk jugak..
Sara: ish.. budak2 ni.. amek la gambar dulu..
Fred: da tangkap gambar ke blum ni.. lama posing poyo ni..

















Caption: The Apocalypsontorian

Nas: asl ko sengeh lebey2 sara?
Sara: aku tergigit lidah ni..
Fred: lantak la korg.. baik aku posing dulu..
Inn: tu resipi utk tahan sakit die la tu...

















Caption: Sondolan ketupat karipuley

Dila : sabar la jap aku nak panjat pokok ni..
Nas : panjat la kalo bley, bontot ko berat.. huhu
Sara : senyuman ku pasti memikat.. ka-ching!!
Fred : sara ni blok aku la.. janji rambut aku masuk
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Douh.. its 5.15pm now.. so we gotta move to catch the bus.. well at last dila and sara manage to sit for their bus 5.30pm.. well done! but one thing we do sad about.. time gone just like wind.. it comes and it goes.. we missed the moment we spent together.. cuz its kinda crazy ass week! dila and sara back to their shits life working day and the rest continues the advantures of kiss ass!


ShiTTalk Today! - Joy and happiness lead for memory of excitement.. shit! its not real at all!

Finally get my own Degree!

Its worth it being Kiss Ass! u can shittly get ur own degree.. its not that simple thou u have to kipas punggung kasi angin to some benificial people to u.. well some people do cheat(toyol) to be the best while others really work hard to be it.. for some extend, some do kiss ass, talk a lot, pretending, be there when the work is done, taking advantages and etc... so in Universities/Collages this is what u actually learned.. no more lies until u learn how to be back stabbers and pissed off! wow what on earth got these people? the world isnt fit because of creatures in it.. but the rythms (perangai/attitude) makes em looked fit..

True Lies is Dont Get Cought!

The University of Blogging Presents to Don Fred An Honorary Bachelor of Self Portraiture Majoring in Editting Signed Dr. Blogger ®

ShiTTalk Today! - Just pretend to be cool! kiss ass for goods..

Busy weeks for kiss ass!

I have to put aside my sleeping hour just to focus on my ASSholement( true=ASSignment) but still got an 'ass' , shit... not just assholement.. with tests, quizes, assgingment, report, micro c project, final year project, power electronic project, technoprenuer presentation, global impact studies article and many more to come! i have to cancel my social activities for about 3 weeks.. thats not fair.. i got pussies waitin out there.. damn! good effort pays well... i have to develop the dc motor interfacing & monitoring bla bla using c++, woh.. watafuk is that? me dont know either.. i just fukin do it.. just to complete my degree asap! then give me a munites to forget all about em..

catch me if u can!

Im not a journal guy who love blogging.. but firstly, i have to learn on how to express my feeling towards writing.. (sounds lot like gay, but i aint gay!) secondly im not good in sharing problems which is im not going to put all problems in here... (cause thats sounds gay!) then i dont know how the trick works on writing blogs as i see those who really enjoy writing blogs.. that makes me envy.. ( not jelez weh its different meaning!) suddenly i watch the 'posting' browse 'create' and 'title' and this coloumb which im writing this.. im started thinking.. do i have to write or just whooping my ass sitting on this lazy chair looking at these... eventhough i said i dont know what to share but now i manage to write something on my own.. thanks to Dj!

Hall of Fame

Talkalot Lady: I burn my lips to catch these bullet cuz i talk a lot.. but my teeths still white.
DF: Dont worry lady.. ur lips still can be useful for 'certain' job!

Tapir : Thanks DF! no one want to put me into their blogs... love u DF!
DF: Semol matter tapir! u look sexy like p star!
Tapir: But im a virgin Tapir DF.. watudu?
DF : Da~~~

Arnny: Yo granny.. see what i can do! iron pumping huh..
Granny: Oh gross! thats so lame.. its all what u've got?

ShiTTalk Today! - if u're gay, dont write blogs!

If man wearing Tudung??

Ya'll know tudung is protection of Aurah in Islam... the defination of tudung can be lots of meaning which Dj's dont like to talk about that.. (DJ's punye ilmu agama cetek so better dont talk if not dose!) women look more beautiful when they wear tudung and nampak solehah la sayang... nowadays women dont want to wear tudung anymore.. the only reason they have.. ( i manage to write 10 out of more++)

1- oh panas la awak..
2- saya xbiase la pakai tudung...
3- i never put tudung's on me! my parents pun xkesah.. my mum pun just pakai selendang je?? da~~~
4- saje je xpakai nak nampak rugget sket...
5- ala bosan la pakai tudung!!!
6- ape beza pakai tudung dengan xpakai tudung?? (nada sombong!) kite yang xpakai tudung pun xbuat benda xsenonoh.. yang pakai tudung plak yang lebey2.. eeeii malu je xde standard!

7- tudung ni ape? tudung saji ke? ( Yin Yin jawab aisey wrong party la)
8- jangan judge kami ni xjaga sembahyang walaupun kami xpakai tudung k!! igt sume yang pakai tudung tu alim sgt ke?? (gedikz)
9- oh. i ada mase i pakai tp kadang i xpakai tunggu i da kawen la nanti mesti hubby i pakse i pakai.. that time baru la i siyes nak pakai.. i nak cari hubby yang alim,bertanggungjawab,hensem,tinggi, bekerjaya, berduit... bla bla (minah ni senget sket!)
10- nyah pun suke jgk pakai tudung ni nmpk cute u.. tp xkan la nyah nk bisnes dgn bertudung.. xelok la hina kesucian.. nyah pun ada standard tau.. rm30 bang!.. ( nyah Chow Kit, euww xmo la weh!!!)

Thats all i can share with ya.. still got other reason between this conflict of obligation, but watudu.. liang lahad sama dalam sama panjang but sins u carry will make it differences..

so if women dont like to wear tudung nowadays let man wear em... man look more cuter, beautiful n lot more prettier compared to women... (haha just being sick of love song - Neyo) no la women look better weh..

here, some picture of  pahse to be beautiful..













gambar model iklan syampoo



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